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Started By ᗅᗺᗷᗅ , Apr 14 2013 08:04 PM

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Poll: Making sweet, sweet love to yourself (11 member(s) have cast votes)

If you could travel back and time and have sex with yourself, would that be gay? Or is it like masturbation?

  1. Gay (5 votes [45.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 45.45%

  2. Masturbation (2 votes [18.18%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.18%

  3. Jorost touched me (4 votes [36.36%])

    Percentage of vote: 36.36%

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#1 ᗅᗺᗷᗅ

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 08:04 PM

Scenario:  You travel back in time one year and give yourself the winning Mega Millions numbers and walk away with millions.  But when you get back to the future (I SAID IT!) you find yourself already there.  The reason, of course, is that by changing history you have created an alternate timeline, one in which rich you had no reason to go back in time in the first place.  So now there are two of you, temporal counterparts, literally the same person in every way.  Naturally you have sex with yourself.  I say that's not gay.  It's just like masturbation.  You're not gay for touching your own naughty bits.





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#2 Alyster

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 08:07 PM

You forgot one option: incest. 

 

No wait, that goes under gay.


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Posted 14 April 2013 - 08:29 PM

Gay.

 

What would you do, have anal sex with a penis?

 

 

Fucking gay.

 

Stroking another man is gay.

 

 

That being said if you were like, idk, had special powers, where you made clones of yourself, it might not be.

 

But still gay.



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Posted 14 April 2013 - 08:35 PM

Jorost touched me.

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 09:13 PM

If sex = anal, then yes that would be gay.

Handjobs/blowjobs would also be kinda gay.
Theres just no way out of it.

 

Also great third option! ;)



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Posted 14 April 2013 - 11:09 PM

Keep Jorost away from the Children



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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:54 AM

Gay, they're a different individual. But it's not like that's bad is it? They'd know everything you'd like ;D

 

I have actually considered doing this during my more narcissistic moments.


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 07:11 AM

Gay.

 

What would you do, have anal sex with a penis?

 

 

Fucking gay.

 

Stroking another man is gay.

a) Anal masturbation is quite possible. If you want I can go into details.

 

b) But you wouldn't be stroking another man, you'd be stroking yourself.


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 07:23 AM

Important book to go with this: The man who folded himself


#10 ᗅᗺᗷᗅ

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:09 PM

Look, you can call it what you want.  But if having sex with my counterpart from an alternate timeline is wrong I don't WANT to be right.



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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:26 PM

It's not gay unless you kiss them on the mouth.

 

It's not like you love them or anything, it's just about the pleasure.

Shit, since it's yourself, you'd probably love them/you.

 

Gay.


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:27 PM

Also, coming back from the past, the other you would have all your money. You'd (still) be poor.

 

So you'd be his/her bitch. Good luck with that.


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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:38 PM

Honestly? Two me's would take over the world. It would be awesome. We'd probably time travel a bit more to end up with a small cabal of ourselves :3


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