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Poll: Smoother Than A Fresh Jar Of Skippy (12 member(s) have cast votes)

Do you prefer smooth or crunchy peanut butter?

  1. Smooth (5 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

  2. Crunchy (4 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  3. I am allergic to peanuts and find this line of questioning highly offensive (1 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  4. As long as my dog can lick it off my genitals I don't care (2 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 12:00 PM

The jelly/jam/preserves conversation prompted this obvious follow-up. Do you prefer smooth or crunchy peanut butter? We may have done this one before but if so I forget the results. For myself, I hate crunchy peanut butter. Not just hate, loathe. Like, hatred with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns. As far as I am concerned crunchy peanut butter is an abomination.

 

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 01:09 PM

I like crunchy, but no one I live with does. So I get stuck with the dull, sensationless, and all too common smooth peanut butter.

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 04:03 PM

meh, it's all so blah.



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Posted 25 October 2016 - 05:33 PM

I'm not the world's biggest fan of peanut butter, but when I do use it, smooth. Crunchy peanut butter has the same problem for me as pulpy orange juice: it's not bad, per se, it just adds an unnecessary weirdness to an otherwise fine product.

People that need peanut butter for their dogs don't know the true love Osiris and I share. :wub:

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 05:36 PM

Also I assume Skippy is a brand or something? :unsure:

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 06:44 PM

Also I assume Skippy is a brand or something? :unsure:


Canadians are so cute.

You must be an exceptional example, because you're just adorable.

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 06:45 PM

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 07:29 PM

Poll needs to include "love them both the same" as I do.



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Posted 25 October 2016 - 07:34 PM

Also I assume Skippy is a brand or something? :unsure:

Canadians are so cute.You must be an exceptional example, because you're just adorable.


:(

Store brands aside, Kraft has a virtual monopoly on peanut butter here. The only other brand I'm really aware of is Jif (sp?), and that's only because I've heard it brought up in arguments about animated images. :P

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Posted 25 October 2016 - 08:36 PM

 

Also I assume Skippy is a brand or something? :unsure:

Canadians are so cute.You must be an exceptional example, because you're just adorable.

 


:(

Store brands aside, Kraft has a virtual monopoly on peanut butter here. The only other brand I'm really aware of is Jif (sp?), and that's only because I've heard it brought up in arguments about animated images. :P

ALL HAIL KRAFT

ALL HAIL KRAFT

ALL HAIL KRAFT

 

That said, I've seen skippy brand once or twice.



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Posted 25 October 2016 - 10:24 PM


 


Also I assume Skippy is a brand or something? :unsure:

Canadians are so cute.You must be an exceptional example, because you're just adorable.
 

:(
Store brands aside, Kraft has a virtual monopoly on peanut butter here. The only other brand I'm really aware of is Jif (sp?), and that's only because I've heard it brought up in arguments about animated images. :P

ALL HAIL KRAFT
ALL HAIL KRAFT
ALL HAIL KRAFT
 
That said, I've seen skippy brand once or twice.


To be honest, I assumed this topic was going to be about something else entirely.

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Posted 26 October 2016 - 03:27 AM

So did I. I was confused.



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Posted 26 October 2016 - 06:42 AM

Prefer smooth, but can deal with crunchy.



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Posted 26 October 2016 - 12:15 PM

I don't much like the peanut butter, but when I do it's gotta be crunchy. Smooth pb is bland and sad

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Posted 31 October 2016 - 08:08 AM

"Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy" is also a line from the Bruno Mars song "Uptown Funk." Hence the title of the thread. :)



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Posted 31 October 2016 - 11:38 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's what it means




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