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[Jon32492]

Hey! This is a fun little game I picked up in my old alliance, the NpO. I loved it. Hilarious. It's called Corrupt a wish and basically someone makes a wish and the next person grants that wish with a twist. For an example, I'll use the very first wish in the NpO's corrupt a wish thread.

Example
First person wishes "I wish for nuclear weapons"
next person responds "Nuclear missilies is landing in your country as we speak"
then they make their own wish and the trend continues.

I'll start us off. I wish I had some popcorn!

[Chancellor Gunn]

I'll start us off. I wish I had some popcorn!

Granted. However you get a truck load dumped on you and you die from lack of air before getting out.

I wish I was done with college.

[The Dark Empire]

Granted they kick you out onto the street and put your name on a black list so you can never go to college again.

I wish I get an 800 on my Math Level 2 subject test

[Jon32492]

Granted, you study all day for it and fail other portions of the test or slack off on other important things going on in your life.

I wish I could get 12mil in free aid right now!

[Thrash]

The aid was on it's way but Admin self-destructed CN.

I'd like for a beer truck to crash in front of my house.

[Jon32492]

It hits major supports and collapses the entire house killing everyone inside.

I wish for a job so I can get some money!

[Brandonreha]

You become a drug dealing making a killing... then got killed during a bad deal.


I wish Jorost would of won the lotto and bought CN.

[King Biscuit]

(We used to play this on our old forums. <3)

Granted!
Jorost is now the sole owner and operator of CN.
In a weed filled stupor, he deletes everything but the OWF....
and NPO.

I wish my company didn't do random drug testing.

[Thrash]

I wish my company didn't do random drug testing.

I can't deny this wish.

[The Dark Empire]

Granted. The companies initiative leads other companies to do the same. Turns out drugs are bad for you and you die after believing you can fly on an acid trip.

I wish the idiots in my school will get caught for dealing drugs in school and are publicly stoned.

[Jon32492]

I wish the idiots in my school will get caught for dealing drugs in school and are publicly stoned.

I can't deny this wish.

[Chancellor Gunn]

Granted. The companies initiative leads other companies to do the same. Turns out drugs are bad for you and you die after believing you can fly on an acid trip.

I wish the idiots in my school will get caught for dealing drugs in school and are publicly stoned.

Wish Granted. They are stoned, but in the process all the drugs are released and a new group gets ahold of them returning to the same state if not worse.

I wish I could rule the CN world.

[Jon32492]

Granted, the previous ruler finds out who his successor is and nukes everything before he leaves office!

I wish I was nyan cat!

[PrinceVegeta]

Granted.

You fly through space to the point of constipation, which then makes you careen out of control into a nearby star.

I wish for a herd of Female Pron Stars.

[Jon32492]

They all have so many STD's that mearly breathing the same air as them will transmit.

I wish I got my first recruit tonight!

[PrinceVegeta]

They all have so many STD's that mearly breathing the same air as them will transmit.

I wish I got my first recruit tonight!

I'm not fucking with this one...we need that badly. XD

[King Biscuit]

They all have so many STD's that mearly breathing the same air as them will transmit.

I wish I got my first recruit tonight!

Crooked Genie delivers!
Your new recruit is Brehon.
He's our Viceroy now.
Way to go.

I wish for a new sweet ass 5.1 surround sound system.

[Jon32492]

Crooked Genie delivers!
Your new recruit is Brehon.
He's our Viceroy now.
Way to go.

I wish for a new sweet ass 5.1 surround sound system.

Hey, I actually did get my first recruit, my wish came true. lol.

Granted but you accidentally crank it up so loud it bursts all your windows and busts the speakers.

I wish I was a ninja!

[King Biscuit]

POOF! Your wish comes true!
You are now a member of the Koga Ninja Team.
Sadly, your first ASSignment.... well lets just say you Sensai is going in dry.

I wish I wasn't so goddamned angry lately.

[Jon32492]

Granted. you vent out all your frustration at the wrong people and you are now hated by everyone and banned from Invicta.

I wish the spam threads were more active.