Well, I thought I could start with something like:
Jorost ruined all my fun, why can't I just be a horrible person with impunity these days? Gah, political correctness, why?
But then I thought, nah, you know what would be better? What would be even more interesting to see the outcome of? Something like this:
Being a good forum friend is simple, in fact, it can be the single most simple thing ever. To be a good forum friend, one must first stop trying to be a friend. This is life, and life is war. War against everyone, and everything, it's a bizarre, almost comical battle, that is simultaneously taken as a joke and with deadly seriousness. Everyone is constantly battling for their place on the social totem pole, just like normal. There is one crucial difference however; here on the internet, you are not you, you are net you. Net you can be the worst, and best, of all parts of you, mashed together in one twisted, "perfect" form. Net you can be far more evil, far more cunning, far less empathic and caring than your real self. This should almost certainly be to your advantage. Just remember the one, crucial rule of being a good forum friend, never be seen acting against anyone. To be seen is to be outed as a threat. Everyone is constantly trying to keep their machinations to the shadows, so hitting out against the one making the scene makes others look away from you. So, make sure that your enemies don't see your punches coming, and make sure anyone else does not see it either.
Oh, also, don't be Manoka. He's not a good forum anything.
There, how's that for a little mini-essay, hm? Strike a chord with anyone in particular?
Edited by Redezra, 12 June 2014 - 09:05 AM.