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[Justavictim82]

Christians Against Drugs

Today marks the 50th anniversary of the timely death of Lane Stalin, the lead singer of the death metal band Alison Chains.

When Laine was 25 years old, he discovered metal rock music. As we all know, rock music and drug abuse go hand in hand; and before long, he was experimenting with alcohol and paracetamol. As you can see, he even started growing a "dreadlock" - the telltale sign of a drug addict.

Four months later, Elaine was found dead, after taking a fatal overdose of marijuanas. Toxicology tests found over 30 kilos of THC in his bloodstream, and determined that he had taken just three marijuanas (a standard dose) before he died. Even a small dose of marijuanas can KILL - permanently!!

But what made Stalin turn to hard drugs? The answer of course is blasphemous death metal music! It is no coincidence that all metal musicians are drug abusers. If you allow your children to listen to this ghastly, satanic cacophony, they could be dead from a cracked cocaine overdose within weeks.

Don't be like this tragic creature. Say NO to drugs, alcohol and death metal!!

- Margaret

[Thrash]

"marijuanas"

[The Dark Empire]

Many have tried to defeat the metal b t they failed as they were stricken to the ground

[King Biscuit]

3 marijuanas = deth

[Princess xR1]

Isn't it Alice IN Chains?

[Manoka]

Silly goose, everyone knows that it takes 3 druqs to overdose, it takes 4 marijuanas, this is obvi. 

[KingTopherXXIII]

I am waaaay over the limit....

[Redezra]

3 marijuanas = deth

DETH?!

 

[HordeLorde]

there are only 3 potential ways marijuana can kill a person.
A.) You're allergic, very rare but poossible
B.) You consume enough equal to  youre body weight in 2 hours or less
C.) 2000 lbs of it falls on your head
 

[slimshadyinc]

Can you imagine trying to smoke 200 pounds of marijuana in 2 hours? I would fall asleep!

[the rebel]

Consuming 22lb of chocolate can kill you.

[Lord Draculea]

Or the poisoned arrow of love...

[Haflinger]

The only relatively common way I know of where pot kills people is intoxicated driving.

 

Driving on pot is about as good an idea as driving on alcohol.

 

But there of course it's not really the pot that kills you, it's the highway divider you slammed your car into.

[He who posts]

Even a small dose of marijuanas can KILL - permanently!!

So Jesus didn't smoke pot.

[the rebel]

So Jesus didn't smoke pot.

Nope he was in LSD, when he went to feed the 5,000 he instead gave them all some drink and proceeded to feed them with 5 loaves of breed and 2 fish...

There was no food just some exceedingly good LSD.

[HordeLorde]

The only relatively common way I know of where pot kills people is intoxicated driving.

 

Driving on pot is about as good an idea as driving on alcohol.

 

But there of course it's not really the pot that kills you, it's the highway divider you slammed your car into.

the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver is a drunk driver will zoom right past a stop sign, a high driver will stop at the stop sign and wait for it to turn green

[KiWi]

I want to lock this because I'm annoyed and it's old.

But maryjane is a serious topic, and I try to be forgiving, so; stay on topic gents.

[Lord Draculea]

Mary Jane? Jamais coucher avec...

[Manoka]

To be fair, the whole, 200 pounds things is actually false, it's more like half a pound, and it also depends heavily on the THC saturation in the marijuana, which most people smoke 50%+ these days. As well, heart disease and heart attacks are the biggest killers. 

 

So, while there have been few nicotine related deaths, there's been a lot of heart disease related deaths from cigarettes. Overdoses are not the only thing to worry about. 

[wildbillhkhk]

WebMD says no one ever overdosed on THC, in fact it is non toxic.
All smoke is bad and potentially lethal, but you can consume THC infused grain alcohol till you pass out then have someone give you more while you're unconscious.

Edited by wildbillhkhk, 19 October 2015 - 02:29 PM.