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Granted! But the sudden increase in traffic overloads the server, which causes a chain reaction that crashes the World Wide Web and eventually leads to the complete breakdown of society. Good job.

I wish I were a movie star.

[Jon32492]

Granted, you are now the most popular gay porn star ever and all the gay guys are fapping to your posters as we speak.

I wish for a button that dispenses $1000 every time it is pushed.

[Brightish]

Granted. But the button is broken and you spent all your money on it in the first place, leaving you broke.
i wish high school stated tomorrow!

[Jon32492]

That wish corrupts itself. I don't need to do anything.

I wish my parents would quit yelling at me for stupid stuff they have already gotten onto me about.

[Brightish]

Granted. but they dont yell at you for anything and for get right from wrong and end up in jail fr the rest of your life.
i wish my select team didnt suck so bad!

[Jon32492]

Granted, you do instead.

I wish I could come up with an original and funny spam game.

[Brightish]

Granted. But no one likes and you wasted your time, while you could be preparing for more important things and you fail your finals.
I wish I had Alienware, instead of this stupid Dell.

[Jon32492]

Granted. But no one likes and you wasted your time, while you could be preparing for more important things and you fail your finals.

but finals are already over and I passed them all!

I wish I had Alienware, instead of this stupid Dell.

Granted but it breaks the bank and you and your family starve.

I wish for nothing!

[Brightish]

Granted. so you get absolutely nothing and cant afford food or the basic nessecities of life.
i wish John Wall would get trae to a better team!

[Jon32492]

Granted, but then he becomes the worst player ever.

I wish more people were active in the spam threads.

[Airen]

Granted, but then he becomes the worst player ever.

I wish more people were active in the spam threads.

granted, everyone in the spam thread now goes to the gym three times a week.

I wish the netherlands would win the european cup.

[Jon32492]

Very nice.

Granted, they win a tea cup.

I wish we had cheese so I could make a nice sandwich.

[PrinceVegeta]

Granted. Turns out, the cheese has mold, you get sick for weeks.

I wish STD's never existed.



(If you corrupt that, you're a dick.)

[Jon32492]

pass. there is no way I can corrupt that. lol.

So instead, I'll corrupt your corrupt. I get sick for weeks and can't play CN. My nation is deleted from inactivity and I rage quit. You lose your most active worker in IA.

I wish all these gnats would DIIEEEEE!!!!!

[PrinceVegeta]

Granted. Frogs infest your home to eat the gnats.


I wish I was the most well known Hardstyle DJ in the world.

[The Dark Empire]

Granted. You are so well known that people wait outside your house to talk to you every day. Eventually a deranged fan shoots you in the face when you return from a hot date.
I wish that school wasn't ending (I like school... weird I know but I have a passion for learning).

[Jon32492]

Granted. You are so well known that people wait outside your house to talk to you every day. Eventually a deranged fan shoots you in the face when you return from a hot date.
I wish that school wasn't ending (I like school... weird I know but I have a passion for learning).

correction, when you are leaving to go on a hot date. trololol

granted but...... but...... ah fuck it, that wish corrupts it'self.

I wish for longer breaks from school!!

[The Dark Empire]

Granted but you don't get to enjoy learning as much. Eventually you begin to wish that you could have learned more and wince at the loss of an opportunity.
I wish that I get to whip out my big guns and kick the crud out of people when the time for war comes.

[Jon32492]

Granted. I refuse to corrupt this.

I wish the air in this house was working.

[Redezra]

Granted, the very air in your house blasts everything out of your house, then all the fittings, aircon, windows, and finally blasts the bits of the house itself to the far corners of the globe, doing a lot of work.

I wish Jon would stop granting wishes without corrupting them.