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[Haflinger]

It's probably a good thing you never came to my parties in the 90s. I can just see you suffering from long-term constipation.

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I make sure to clear out the plumbing before I go out for the evening. 

[Conquest]

I do not thoroughly enjoy public bathrooms, the toilet paper sucks, you sometimes get stuck awkwardly next to someone which is weird, and its just strange. I like to spend as little time in public bathrooms as possible.

 

Hence why I only take a #2 if i REALLY have to.

[Atrakki]

Best kind of public toilet for #2. ever.

 

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The bathroom stalls in Saudi Arabia were immaculately clean, plus (best of all) the walls went all the way to the floor and ceiling.  They also all had a hand-nozzle for spraying yourself clean afterward, with warm water in the nicer places.

 

You can also buy a complete Triceratops skeleton there.  Saudi Arabia is an interesting place. 

[Conquest]

a complete triceratops skeleton? like a real one? For how much??

 

But I can honestly say I have never seen that kind of toilet in my life. And I have never seen a hose for cleaning yourself either...american luxury maybe? not sure

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I seem to recall that it was something on the order of $200,000.  It was a shop full of stuff like that.  There were also Bentley, Ferrari, and Lamborghini dealerships within a few minutes' walk of my apartment.