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Sorry man, I only drink 1%.

 

There's no 1% Homo Milk?

 

Buy a carton, dump it out, and send it to me. Hell, I'll send you the money.

[Haflinger]

Homo is short for homogenized, a.k.a. whole milk. Any kind of skim milk is by definition not homo.

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1% milk isn't skim. I'm literally holding a carton of 1% milk in my hand as I type this. It says "homogenized" on it. Any milk with milkfat can be homogenized.

 

[*Anastasia]

It is entirely possible that there are different legal definitions for what can and can't be called 'homogenized' in Canada than in the US, just like how, for example, in the US, anything labelled 'ice cream' has to contain milk, but it doesn't in the UK.

Food labeling's a weird science.

Anyway, it's my understanding that 'homo' milk in Canada is always 3.25%. Though again, I don't actually drink milk, so this may just be because that's all I remember seeing available.

[Haflinger]

Skim milk is homogenized first and then skimmed. Homo milk is the stuff that hasn't been skimmed at all.

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None of this gets me a carton of homo milk.

[*Anastasia]

Jorost is desperate for homo milk.

As I say, I don't drink milk, but I do occasionally use it for baking. You may be in luck yet.

[Shokkou]

None of this gets me a carton of homo milk.

It could get you a lot of other kinds of milk though no homo. (Punctuation is fun)

[Justavictim82]

None of this gets me a carton of homo milk.

It could get you a lot of other kinds of milk though no homo. (Punctuation is fun)

 

Fine but at least not make Nascar wear the gimp outfit while you milk his prostate. That gag is long past its expiration.