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[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

Let's say you were given one free murder. It works like this: When you will it to be so, one person of your choosing, anywhere in the world, will suddenly, inexplicably die. There is no pain, the person will not suffer, they will simply cease to be alive. No one will ever know why, autopsy results will show nothing unusual — there will be nothing to connect you to this person's death. No one will ever know you did it unless you tell them, and even then, who would believe you? It's a free murder.

 

You cannot "pocket" your murder. If you do not use it within 24 hours it will expire.

 

Given these conditions, would you use it? If so, care to tell us who it would be?

[The Dark Empire]

Probably not.

[Manoka]

Maybe Putin, Kim Jong Ill, Supreme leader of Iran, something like that. 

 

Maybe.

[Scipio Africanus]

Nope, I'd feel far too guilty if I did.

[Manoka]

Nope, I'd feel far too guilty if I did.

But what if the guy like, idk, ate babies?

[slimshadyinc]

No cause murder is wrong no matter what.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

I'm a little disappointed. You guys can't think of ONE asshole anywhere whose absence would make the world a better place? Pshaw. I'd have used it up in the first ten minutes.

[Manoka]

I'm a little disappointed. You guys can't think of ONE asshole anywhere whose absence would make the world a better place? Pshaw. I'd have used it up in the first ten minutes.

WEll, I said Putin, Kim Jong ill. xP

[slimshadyinc]

I'm a little disappointed. You guys can't think of ONE asshole anywhere whose absence would make the world a better place? Pshaw. I'd have used it up in the first ten minutes.

Well yeah there's lots of people whose absence would make the world a better place but its a matter of principle for me, I couldn't sanction a murder even if nobody found it was me, I just believe it's morally wrong.

[The Dark Empire]

There's always another asshole right around the corner. Kill one dictator and a worse one will take his place.

[Manoka]

There's always another asshole right around the corner. Kill one dictator and a worse one will take his place.

Maybe so, but, if the problem only lies with like, say, a handful of people, you may be able to take out key leaders, such as Putin, who's in the midst of a transitionaol democracy and rules by being particularly charismatic so, with him out of the way, maybe things would actually get better. Kim Jong, idk, but with Putin I think we have a real shot. 

[CeltSoldierKev]

Yep.  In a heartbeat.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

It doesn't necessarily have to be a dictator. There is no shortage of bad people in the world!

[Manoka]

It doesn't necessarily have to be a dictator. There is no shortage of bad people in the world!

Yeah, but if I only get one shot, then I better make it count as much as possible. xP

[Princess xR1]

Obama or Hillary Clinton.

 

Sorry guys, NSA is watching us now.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

Obama or Hillary Clinton.

 

Sorry guys, NSA is watching us now.

 

"Now?" Pfft. The NSA have been watching us for years. It's Wednesday night, so Gary is on. His wife just had a baby. Say hi to Michelle and the kids, Gary!

[The Dark Empire]

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!

[Princess xR1]

SEPT 11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

[CeltSoldierKev]

Obama or Hillary Clinton.

 

Sorry guys, NSA is watching us now.

You had to go and name names, didn't you?

[King Biscuit]

There's always another asshole right around the corner. Kill one dictator and a worse one will take his place.

 

No, but only because you said no suffering, and they won't know.

I want horrible pain AND knowledge.