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[memoryproblems]

It's with pretty deep regret that I come here today to say good-bye.

The TL;DR is that an old friend needs my help, and he needs my services, moreso then Invicta (which isn't hard, because Invicta is like a fucking freak of nature in how active it is considering it's size.) I'ma still drop by to chat in your chat room and shit, and I'll be in touch, and my affection for y'all will never subside, and who knows, perhaps our paths will cross again some day.

Before I came to Invicta, I really didn't know a whole lot about you. My relationship with Invicta started when I was going about reforming Sanitarium (which seemed like a brilliant idea at the time, and at the beginning it looked like it was going to go well, but alas fate had different plans. Not long after our formation, I had a pretty serious injury (I looked like this: http://oi46.tinypic.com/3444bo1.jpg, linked instead of embedded because it is very grafic, it's a picture that came right out of the police file.) I ended up being lethargic as fuck for 3 months, people became inactive, I lost ambition, and things that once looked promising fell apart before they even began.

When it was time to make a determination about the future of the reformed Sanitarium, I was torn between returning to TPF (where I had come from) or come to Invicta, and I ultimately decided to come to Invicta out of the gratitude to Invicta for having confidence enough to protect us. I wasn't really sure if it was the right decision, but I went with it.

Frankly, I haven't regretted it. Invicta is a really remarkable alliance, you guys are probably in the 96th-97th percentile as far as activity goes (you'd be surprised at how many alliances bigger then this have pathetic activity.), and your government actually knows what they are doing. I'd also go as far as to say that this alliance might be one of the most attractive in the game, with the exception of Nascar's flabby waistline.

But this is really pretty hard for me to do. I've known about this impending change for about the last two weeks, but I've been dreading doing it and dragging my feet because you guys are all so likeable and you put up with my shit. I'm going to miss you all, I'm going to miss being here, but I'll still drop by from time to time, and I have the utmost confidence that y'all will be just fine. I'll continue to frequent #invicta, and don't be a stranger, particularly at 3am when I'm drunk and nobody else is online.

Furthermore, I might have stayed if A) you guys had sexier avatars or B) some of your wimminz posted nudes. Sorry that my departure will further delay you getting back to 2m NS, but fuck, perhaps that will secure peace across the game for a little bit longer.

Forever yours in spirit,
memoryproblems

[Thrash]

So, wait... you're quitting CN or just moving on to another AA?
 

Sad to see you go either way. I'll still hit you up for aid after I get blown up.

[Princess xR1]

Sad to see you go, but I know better than anyone how it is to switch alliances. Should you feel the need to come back I'm sure we'd embrace you with open arms.

 

Good luck comrade.

[rotty]

Cheers to ya MP

Good luck

[rotty]

Masked as friend

(I prolly should have masked as former member, Nas can fix later)  

[PrinceVegeta]

Farewell, and good luck to you.

[Chancellor Gunn]

Fixed rotty

[KiWi]

(if you ever see this, MP you were one of the ones that knew what you were doing, wtf are you doing leaving)

 

Peace though. I know exactly how you feel. Also Invicta is pretty awesome.

 

Can't help but worry about your taste in avatars though. First you changed yours, and now you're trashing on our fine assortment. Maybe it's best we did dump you off. Remained friends only. Don't wanna dirty our geneswamp any more.

[Manoka]

What's it a picture of? O.o

 

Also, see you mansz. xP

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

Well that's a shame.  I hate seeing people leave our happy, slightly inebriated kingdom, but I can't fault anyone for wanting to help a friend.  Of course, I might suggest to that friend that he join Invicta too. 

 

Good luck to you MP.  If ever you find yourself in need of a home again, or even just a place to crash for the night, you know where to find us.  When people ask you about Invicta — and they will — tell them there was just the right amount of male nudity.

 

[memoryproblems]

So, wait... you're quitting CN or just moving on to another AA?
 

Sad to see you go either way. I'll still hit you up for aid after I get blown up.

 

Went to a different AA.

 

Basically what's going on is (I think I can say this as today is the day it's actually happening) is that Judge X of TPF has found himself with less and less time as he's working a job that really takes a vast amount of his time (driving truck nationally), and is juggling that with family obligations (I guess his daughter is a phenomenal swimmer so he spends a lot of time going to swim meets), and he's decided to step down as leader of TPF, and they need some help getting activity and morale up and just making the transition go smoother, and finding some new ways to do things more efficiently (as in with less man power) in the new age. Despite being an alliance with ~40 more members, their activity is not nearly as good as Invicta's, which I can't tell you enough how surprising that was when I first came here.

 

(if you ever see this, MP you were one of the ones that knew what you were doing, wtf are you doing leaving)

 

Peace though. I know exactly how you feel. Also Invicta is pretty awesome.

 

Can't help but worry about your taste in avatars though. First you changed yours, and now you're trashing on our fine assortment. Maybe it's best we did dump you off. Remained friends only. Don't wanna dirty our geneswamp any more.

 

I was listening to some rap music and thought 'well, what the fuck'. Also thanks for the compliment, no taksie-backsies Also, rotty's new avatar is pretty sexy, the rest of you girls need to get in line and do what he's doing

 

And yes Jorost, the amount of male nudity was "just right" lol. Not too little, not too much, but just right. Now if you would work on the amount of transexual nudity, (of which there is far too much) you'd have it made.

Edited by memoryproblems, 27 June 2013 - 01:51 PM.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

You know what TPF needs?

 

Jorost.

 

So basically they have two options:

 

1. They can fold TPF into Invicta.

 

2. They can anoint me as their sovereign.

 

Give them the details and let me know which one they pick.

[memoryproblems]

They could always invade and conquer, that option is always on the table.

 

In fact, when they discuss the NPO relationship, invade and conquer always receives quite a few votes.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

Invicta cannot be conquered, though.  So TPF is in a bit of a pickle.  But I stand at the ready to provide them with a godlike figurehead around whom to build a cult of personality.  Just sayin'.