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Poll: Belt direction (14 member(s) have cast votes)

Which of the following applies to you?

  1. Female, right-handed, belt threaded counterclockwise (1 votes [7.14%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  2. Female, right-handed, belt threaded clockwise (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  3. Female, left-handed, belt threaded counterclockwise (1 votes [7.14%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  4. Female, left-handed, belt threaded clockwise (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  5. Male, right-handed, belt threaded counterclockwise (7 votes [50.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  6. Male, right-handed, belt threaded clockwise (2 votes [14.29%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  7. Male, left-handed, belt threaded counterclockwise (1 votes [7.14%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  8. Male, left-handed, belt threaded clockwise (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  9. Other gender or agender, right-handed, belt threaded counterclockwise (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  10. Other gender or agender, right-handed, belt threaded clockwise (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  11. Other gender or agender, left-handed, belt threaded counterclockwise (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  12. Other gender or agender, left-handed, belt threaded clockwise (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  13. I don't wear belts (2 votes [14.29%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

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#1 *Anastasia

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Posted 20 April 2016 - 06:54 PM

I was watching Elementary the other night, and our sociopathic anti-hero deduced that a man found dead with a gun in his right hand was staged that way: for he was clearly left-handed, as his belt was threaded clockwise.

Now, I'm left-handed, and thread my belt counterclockwise. I've never considered it before, but I'm sure I have never threaded my belts clockwise. Doing a bit of searching online, I discovered a few sources that seem to indicate that rather than it being a handedness-dependent variable, women are meant to thread belts clockwise, and men counterclockwise.

So this got me curious: Invicta, how do you belt yourselves?



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Posted 20 April 2016 - 11:37 PM

Belts are a fucking waste of time. Case closed.



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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:48 AM

wtf is an agender.. 



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Posted 21 April 2016 - 01:25 PM

Belts are a fucking waste of time. Case closed.


Is the newest meme being wrong?

Belts can be priceless. My pants fit so much better with my belt now. Also I look more like an adult.

And I can beat people with my belt. It's the tits.

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 06:46 PM

Male, right-handed, belt threaded counterclockwise



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Posted 21 April 2016 - 11:12 PM

wtf is an agender.. 

 
'An agender person, also called a genderless, genderfree, non-gendered, or ungendered person, is someone who identifies as having no gender or being without a gender identity.'
     

And I can beat people with my belt. It's the tits.

 
Belts are better suited to the buttocks, back, or thighs. I recommend a cat o' nine tails for the tits.

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 11:21 PM

From what perspective? Looking down? I'm right handed and counterclockwise.

 

Now there were a few times where I said, "fuck it, I'm a rebel" and threaded it clockwise. But those were special occasions.



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Posted 23 April 2016 - 09:57 AM

I have literally just realised that I could put belts on the other way round. Oh my god this is soooo exciting :D

 

 

Belts are better suited to the buttocks, back, or thighs. I recommend a cat o' nine tails for the tits.

 

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 12:24 PM

I was beltless until a few years ago, when I realized belts could be useful, even in nonsexual ways. So I wear a belt now.



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Posted 23 April 2016 - 01:36 PM

I've got a belt, and I'm not afraid to hang myself. :ninja:

 

Yeah, take that would be robbers, it's now a murder charge. Good luck convincing someone I killed myself right as you broke in. 

 

 

It appears now we are at an impasse. 



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Posted 23 April 2016 - 04:27 PM

Belts are a fucking waste of time. Case closed.


Is the newest meme being wrong?

Belts can be priceless. My pants fit so much better with my belt now. Also I look more like an adult.

And I can beat people with my belt. It's the tits.

Worrying about looking more like an adult is for people who are too insecure to pull it off naturally. Wear sweatpants everywhere to show everyone you don't fuck around.

 

1) Wear sweatpants to eliminate the need for belts.

2) Wear sweatpants to establish yourself as that kind of alpha male who doesn't even need to put effort into asserting dominance.

3) Use a gun. If people get into melee range, you already fucked up.

 

F

 

See me after class, KiWi.



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Posted 23 April 2016 - 05:31 PM


See me after class, KiWi.
 


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Posted 23 April 2016 - 06:15 PM

 

Belts are a fucking waste of time. Case closed.


Is the newest meme being wrong?

Belts can be priceless. My pants fit so much better with my belt now. Also I look more like an adult.

And I can beat people with my belt. It's the tits.

Worrying about looking more like an adult is for people who are too insecure to pull it off naturally. Wear sweatpants everywhere to show everyone you don't fuck around.

 

1) Wear sweatpants to eliminate the need for belts.

2) Wear sweatpants to establish yourself as that kind of alpha male who doesn't even need to put effort into asserting dominance.

3) Use a gun. If people get into melee range, you already fucked up.

 

F

 

See me after class, KiWi.

But, how can you carry a gun without a belt?

 

Think about it. It makes sense. 

 

 

You can say under the shoulder holster BUT you need a jacket for that and it isn't always cold. 

 

Belts are the way to go. 



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Posted 23 April 2016 - 06:31 PM

I've got a belt, and I'm not afraid to hang myself. :ninja:

 

Yeah, take that would be robbers, it's now a murder charge. Good luck convincing someone I killed myself right as you broke in. 

 

 

It appears now we are at an impasse. 

Does this plan have flaws? Yes, but by golly I like it anyway.



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Posted 23 April 2016 - 07:10 PM

I've got a belt, and I'm not afraid to hang myself. :ninja:

 

Yeah, take that would be robbers, it's now a murder charge. Good luck convincing someone I killed myself right as you broke in. 

 

 

It appears now we are at an impasse. 

Does this plan have flaws? Yes, but by golly I like it anyway.

It's pretty much fool-proof. :ninja:

 

I mean, how do you fight something like that?



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Posted 04 May 2016 - 04:40 PM

Female end left and male end right... Or as a British drill sergeant would say "the male is always right"

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 05:21 AM

I can never tell the difference between clockwise and counterclockwise, also I have a hard time telling left from right. I'm pretty close to ambidextrous, although the joke with me is that I'm so clumsy I sometimes just call myself antidextrous: I have two secondary hands rather than two primary hands heh.



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