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[the rebel]

@Manoka: <insert ancient aliens meme>

[Manoka]

Wat. 

 

So guns are aliens now? O.o

[the rebel]

No your logic is like his

[HordeLorde]

I think I'm more scared of ants than guns. Irrational, I know, but I think it's a phobia or something. Other than ants I don't get scared. (and insect / spider swarms) I'm not even scared of bugs in general, just swarms of them.
In high school I found a scorpion once, picked it up by the stinger and put it in my mouth a bunch of times to freak people out.

actually being scared of ants isnt really that preposturous. There are approximately 7 billion ants for every 1 human being on earth. How many ants do you suppose it takes to eat a human being?

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

I think I'm more scared of ants than guns. Irrational, I know, but I think it's a phobia or something. Other than ants I don't get scared. (and insect / spider swarms) I'm not even scared of bugs in general, just swarms of them.
In high school I found a scorpion once, picked it up by the stinger and put it in my mouth a bunch of times to freak people out.

actually being scared of ants isnt really that preposturous. There are approximately 7 billion ants for every 1 human being on earth. How many ants do you suppose it takes to eat a human being?

 

One. You didn't give a time frame.

 

Also, no way are there 7 billion ants for each human. While the total number of ants on Earth is difficult to estimate, most experts put it at about 10 trillion. That would mean there are about 1,400 ants to every person, give or take.

[KiWi]

I could eat 1,400 ants for breakfast.

I don't fear our Ant overlords.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

What if those 1,400 ants shared a collective hive mind with superintelligence?

[KiWi]

What if those 1,400 ants shared a collective hive mind with superintelligence?

I'd eat that ingelligence for breakfast. The intelligence of the things I eat has no bearing on my ability to eat said thing.

Unless you mean, what if they fought back. Or ran away? No, ants, at least 1,400 of them, while scary, are still no match for a human. Now if they were biting ants (again just 1,400) I'd have more of a problem, but without an element of surprise, I could 1v1 those ants. The difference in ability there is just too great. I'm not saying numbers or intelligence (or self defense/offensive mechanics like stings) aren't a factor, but not enough in those numbers to kill a human (Again without an element of surprise/bad timing or tactics).

Just my opinion though. I mean, hell, a single bee could send an 18 wheeler of a bridge. And not before hitting 4 other cars, WITH CHILDREN. Mass murdering bees. I swear.

[HordeLorde]

experts.....ha....ant experts....we  know more about the chimeric metacloryphylla particle than we do about ants and ant culture. youll see....when the radiation makes them grow to the size of  motorcycle.....youll see

[Manoka]

experts.....ha....ant experts....we  know more about the chimeric metacloryphylla particle than we do about ants and ant culture. youll see....when the radiation makes them grow to the size of  motorcycle.....youll see

Yeah, I did that once. 

 

Except I ate the ants. 

 

 

And it was my 4th birthday...

[wildbillhkhk]

experts.....ha....ant experts....we know more about the chimeric metacloryphylla particle than we do about ants and ant culture. youll see....when the radiation makes them grow to the size of motorcycle.....youll see

See, that's the shit that gives me goosebumps!
Ant's 'n aliens.