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[Manoka]

Would you suck your own dick in front of a crowded subway? For a million dollars?!

 

A question has been going through my mind recently- I don't know why, please don't judge me- but is the idea, would you suck your own dick in front of a crowded subway, for a million dollars? What about 10 million? Obviously, the idea in mind is indecent exposure, taking a while. Would you, in front of a bunch of people, preform auto fellatio, or really engage in any kind of disturbing, sexual behaviour in front of a bunch of people, for a million dollars? What about 10? What about 100?

 

Obviously, other than the obvious issues with this, and problems associated with dignity and pride, you'd need to consider the social, familial, and legal ramifications of this. I mean, let's face it, this is going to attract a LOT of attention. Not only are you clearly naked and masturbating in front of a busfull of people, or in a subway, where they can't get off, but now you're doing something incredibly strange, like, sucking your own dick. I mean ,that would be a weird sight to see. People are going to take out their phones, and start recording you; they record everything, from fights to someone picking their own nose, so you can expect this to get all over youtube. Or, sights that allow this kind of thing. You can expect it to make frontline news. You'll be the talk of the town, for a while. All your friends, family, work acquittance, they'll know about this, and there will really be no way around it. 

 

Let's take out the legal consequences for a second; maybe you get a minor charge, but just a fine, or maybe there's not enough evidence to convict just with video evidence. Would you do it? Legally, you'd likely only get indecent exposure, unless it's around minors, than it might be higher. You'd likely have a permanent misdomeaner or felony on your record, depending on your area. Everyone, including your family, would never treat you the same, and depending on the situation, might even disown you. Would it be worth it? What if it never got to your family, but lots of random people on the street would be like "Wut... was that you?!" A few coworkers might talk about it occasionally, but nothing that big. What if you got to keep your job, or would lose it?

 

If there were no kids on the subway or bus, would you do it? What if there were kids, would you do it for 10? 100 million? 

 

 

I've heard the whole "would you kill someone for a million dollars", would you "sell your soul", but would you commit indecent exposure? In front of a bunch of people, and take all the potential consequences?

 

Or, if you're like, a womansz, would you suck your clit in front of a subway full of people? WOULD YOU ED?! Answer below, or post in the polls!

Edited by Manoka, 05 March 2015 - 09:59 PM.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

For a million dollars? Of course. You'd be a fool not too. With the stipulation that no legal repercussions would be forthcoming (I don't want to spend the rest of my life registering as a sex offender for indecent exposure, lewd acts in public, whatever), a little public humiliation is easily worth a million dollars.

[The Dark Empire]

If I could suck my own dick you better believe I would do it and if someone paid me I would do it in front of them. Dicks were made to be sucked man

[KiWi]

For a million dollars? Of course. You'd be a fool not too. With the stipulation that no legal repercussions would be forthcoming (I don't want to spend the rest of my life registering as a sex offender for indecent exposure, lewd acts in public, whatever), a little public humiliation is easily worth a million dollars.

Even then. There comes a point, and much quicker than we'd care to admit, that money trumps even legal trouble.

I'm sure we all know a local sex offender (who among us does not?). And they might have extra problems, but how do you weigh those vs. a million dollars?

If nothing else, what a story to tell.

[slimshadyinc]

Only if I could do it at Detroit family barbecue 

[Manoka]

I might for 100 million. 100 million set for life! 

 

With 10 million, you can easily draw interest of 250,000 a year, and basically get a 250,000 a year salary off of nothing more than pure interest! In theory, I'd put half of that back in, 125,000, and keep the rest, so my pool of money would keep growing. But the thing is, then you're out 10 million dollars. And if you get 10 million and put 1 million in, then you only get like, 12.5K annually, hardly enough to live comfortably. So like, I'd get an additional 90 million, AND the interest. With the 90 million, I could buy land, live on it, have all my needs taken care of by like solar panels, 40 years of natural gas, a river flowing through my backyard, a well, rain water catchment, you name it. I could be really self sufficient, and not have to worry about much else, sept for like, the internet, or phones. Would be pretty cheap, when you think about it. 

 

1 million might be enough for me to make my own business and become richer, but most small business tend to fail. A million dollars to play around with can help prevent a business from failing, but you'd still need to work. 10 million is barely enough to live on, comfortably, and it's not for your entire family. I might do it though. 

 

 

 

My only concern is not embarrassment or humiliation, but how it would effect other people. They would be horrified upon witnessing something like this; also, indecent exposure is typically more along the lines of a misdemeanor, not a sex offender list. 

 

If the people didn't mind some sucking their own dick in front of them, like these people were weird perverts who'd just laugh at me, I'd take 1 million and be happy. 

[Daniel P]

Only if I could do it at Detroit Nascar family barbecue 

 

FTFY

[Shokkou]

I can make enough money for myself in other ways. Dignity and self-respect are much harder to come by once forfeit.

[Manoka]

I can make enough money for myself in other ways. Dignity and self-respect are much harder to come by once forfeit.

Pssft, what really is the value of dignity and self respect?

 

When you have millions of dollars, you can practically buy it, and at least live as a recluse some where up in the mountains, where you wouldn't need to go around other people.

 

 

Gives a whole new meaning to "swallow your pride", though.

Edited by Manoka, 06 March 2015 - 06:50 AM.

[Shokkou]

I can make enough money for myself in other ways. Dignity and self-respect are much harder to come by once forfeit.

Pssft, what really is the value of dignity and self respect?

Interestingly enough, I believe I actually already answered this question. :v

[Manoka]

 

I can make enough money for myself in other ways. Dignity and self-respect are much harder to come by once forfeit.

Pssft, what really is the value of dignity and self respect?

Interestingly enough, I believe I actually already answered this question. :v

Just that it's harder to come by? I would think 100 million dollars is less than what .01% of the population will have in their life time, while dignity and pride is possessed in like, 90%, at least 80% of the population. 

 

Not to mention, who says it has to hurt your pride? Plenty of pornstars do weirder stuff. Doesn't mean you're any lesser for performing a service for moneysz. Seems pretty legit. 

 

 

Besides, what do you care what other people think about you?

 

If you could suck your own dick, would you? If you could, what would you care if a bunch of people you don't know saw? I mean, it's not like you valued what they thought about you before, right? Also, this would give you the ability to suck your own dick, so that's an added bonus. 

Edited by Manoka, 06 March 2015 - 06:56 AM.

[KingTopherXXIII]

How about on the cover of a Tool album?

[Shokkou]

A thought just occurred to me. Are we talking about a subway as in the method of transportation, or a Subway as in the restaurant? If the latter, there are so many glorious jokes (by which I mean one type of joke in many ways) about "footlongs" to be had.

 

This is why I'm here, folks. To ask the hard questions no one else will.

[Manoka]

A thought just occurred to me. Are we talking about a subway as in the method of transportation, or a Subway as in the restaurant? If the latter, there are so many glorious jokes (by which I mean one type of joke in many ways) about "footlongs" to be had.

 

This is why I'm here, folks. To ask the hard questions no one else will.

Tee-hee, you said hard questions... 

 

Either is fine, though.

Edited by Manoka, 06 March 2015 - 07:22 AM.

[Manoka]

How about on the cover of a Tool album?

Yes.

 

But only if your friends and family got a copy. xP

Edited by Manoka, 06 March 2015 - 09:11 AM.

[Infopowerbroker]

Topic Moved to the Strip Club b/c polls.

[Dre4mwe4ver]

Was low key hoping this was in the politics subforum

[Daniel P]

I can make enough money for myself in other ways. Dignity and self-respect are much harder to come by once forfeit.

 

That is why I Pick No. One Million dollars not worth destroying my life.

[Manoka]

Was low key hoping this was in the politics subforum

I thought about that, but it got moved here instead. ;(

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

I can make enough money for myself in other ways. Dignity and self-respect are much harder to come by once forfeit.

 

That is why I Pick No. One Million dollars not worth destroying my life.

 

I think that's a little strong. At worst you'd be a popular joke/meme for a while, but it would die down. In a couple of years no one would remember you. Hell, you might even be able to make money from it by public appearances, endorsements, etc. It would be embarrassing, for sure, but destroy your life? Nah.