What if everything you thought you knew about Obama was wrong? What if, Obama, was secretly born in Canada, which is why his birth certificate was fake, he's actually full black, instead of half white, and he actually received 3.5 billion dollars in his last campaign, instead of 3 billion?
Now, some of you may ask yourself "What the hell would it matter if any of this was true? Why would Obama lie about these things? What purpose does it serve?"
For that, I can't tell you. But I can tell you, that lots of people have thought Obama's birth certificate was fake, and he was raised more or less by his "Grandma", which, doesn't bode well to his real history being concrete. Not to mention, it would have been pretty easy to fake his Birth Certificate, even if it was real, especially in Hawaii, and way back when during large waves of immigration. There's been a lot of conspiracy theories about him in general, and when there's that much smoke, there's usually at least a fire or two.
Or what if he's a failed Russian sleeper agent that doesn't know he was a sleeper agent, and probably will never act on this? What if he's secretly just a goat? Or a monkey? What if he's using his resources as President to create more beer in the white house? Or if he personally knows some of his secret service members before he was inaugurated?
I, personally, think there is a Mr. E a foot, and I won't stop, I won't rest, until I get to the bottom of this!
Or at least until the next time I get tired.