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#1 Manoka

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 06:35 AM

Breaking Report: Mom's got her thing tonight 

 

http://www.theonion....view:NA:InFocus

 

 

 

BLOOMFIELD, MI—Noting that she had left earlier and would probably be gone for most of the evening, household sources confirmed Wednesday that local mother Diane Walsh has got her thing tonight.

 

According to Walsh family members, this is the same thing that Mom had mentioned something about at breakfast yesterday. Several reports also indicated that Mom usually goes to the thing with her friends from high school or maybe those ones from work.

 

“She’s usually there for a few hours,” said daughter Christina Walsh, 15, adding that tonight’s thing is definitely different from that other thing she does once in a while. “It’s at the community center or YMCA or something like that.”

 

 

 

I'll try to keep you updated. I just want to know how Invicta feels about this issue?


Edited by Manoka, 18 December 2014 - 06:37 AM.




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Posted 18 December 2014 - 09:00 AM

I have a thing with your mother tonight.

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 09:23 AM

I have a thing with your mother tonight.

Oh I c. 

 

Well, I definitely respect your choices, it's okay for a man to, you know, be in to those sorts of things. 

 

 

This is the 21st century after all. 

 

Just didn't figure you for the uh... type, but, I guess one shouldn't stereotype, eh?

 

 

Generalizations are usually inaccurate by definition. 


Edited by Manoka, 18 December 2014 - 09:24 AM.


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Posted 18 December 2014 - 09:51 AM

Generalizations are ALWAYS inaccurate.  Period.

 

Also, I believe this sums up my response to the OP.

 



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