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Which would you rather be?

  1. Dog (3 votes [17.65%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.65%

  2. Cat (14 votes [82.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 82.35%

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#1 ᗅᗺᗷᗅ

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 12:15 PM

You work for a mad scientist who has perfected a way to transfer human consciousness into an animal body.  Your body is injured in a lab accident, and the only way to save your life is to transfer your mind into the body of an animal.  Given the choice, would you rather be in the body of a dog or a cat?  Why?





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Posted 14 July 2014 - 02:01 PM

Cat.

 

Live longer, sleep 80% of the day, don't really need anyone to take care of you, not dirty.



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Posted 14 July 2014 - 02:37 PM

Dog, so I'm not terrible and bitchy.

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 04:48 PM

Dog, so I'm not terrible and bitchy.

 

Apparently you've never met a Pomeranian.



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Posted 14 July 2014 - 05:17 PM


Dog, so I'm not terrible and bitchy.

 
Apparently you've never met a Pomeranian.
 



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Posted 14 July 2014 - 05:37 PM

I also went with cat.  It just seems like it would be cooler to be a cat.  They're more agile and can go more places, for one thing.  A cat running around loose wouldn't attract any attention in most places, but a dog would.  Plus you'd have a barbed penis.  :)



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Posted 14 July 2014 - 06:57 PM

Depends... I'm so torn.

This is the most important decision I might ever make.

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Posted 14 July 2014 - 09:02 PM

Cat because nothing is expected of you, you get to take a million naps, and completely manipulate humans.


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Posted 14 July 2014 - 09:06 PM

Dog. Zero attention span, man's best friend, being able to lock my own balls without dirty looks (not that I could do so now). Not saying I hate cats but they are entirely too high strung and self righteous

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 02:00 AM

Dogs are fine with me, but I love cats so I would choose cat. Also, some of my odd mannerisms and personality traits are catlike in nature anyway.


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:35 AM

Cat. Why?

 


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 07:45 AM

Merry Christmas: http://nyanit.com/cn...showtopic=14023


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 12:16 PM

I chose cat. Mainly for the physical properties, such as being very agile and quick to react. Along with enhanced senses, and the ability to infiltrate homes using my cuteness, obtain food, water, a place to live, and then leave without anyone noticing. Only to prey on the next poor family that has to pay money to feed me and give me cat things. 



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Posted 15 July 2014 - 02:38 PM

Merry Christmas: http://nyanit.com/cn...showtopic=14023

 

Ha!  I post repeat questions all the time.  Sometimes it's because I forgot that I already did it, other times it's because there's a new group of regulars and I want to see if the answer will change.

 

In this case the response was basically the same.  Combined with the anecdotal responses I've gotten from people (who are usually high), I can now categorically state that way more people would rather be trapped in the body of a cat than a dog.

 

SCIENCE!

 

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Posted 15 July 2014 - 06:43 PM

That wasn't saying it was a repeat question, that link points to this post and plays the Nyan cat song while throwing nyan cats across the screen.

 

 

God Jorost, it's like you're too lazy to click links. You're one of those people. For shame :P


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Posted 15 July 2014 - 11:37 PM

Cats are superior to all known forms of life.



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Posted 16 July 2014 - 06:23 AM

That wasn't saying it was a repeat question, that link points to this post and plays the Nyan cat song while throwing nyan cats across the screen.

 

 

God Jorost, it's like you're too lazy to click links. You're one of those people. For shame :P

 

Oh, I thought it linked to some other time I posted the same question and threw nyancats across the screen.  Heh.



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