Posted 20 November 2012 - 10:06 PM
Being that the current state of affairs between our alliance and the alliance of woebegotten wretches known as the LEGION is currently this: That...
INVICTA, having kicked their asses in the Spiced Rum War, and
INVICTA, now being the rightful occupier of the land and peoples known as the LEGION and LEGION PEOPLE, respectively, and that therefore
JOROST of the Triune Republic, Lord Protector of Invicta, Senator from the Red Sphere, is now the LEGAL and RIGHTFUL IMPERATOR OF THE LEGION.
I think you will find I am a kind an benevolent ruler, and gentle as a lover.
Pronounced "LUV-vah." You know, CLASSY.
Given Under Our Hand and Seal, this 30th day of the 10th month of the 40th Year of Our Haim,
/s/ Jorost of the Triune Republic, Imperator of the Legion