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Poll: Food or Sex? (18 member(s) have cast votes)

If you had to choose one, which would it be?

  1. No food (11 votes [61.11%])

    Percentage of vote: 61.11%

  2. No sex (7 votes [38.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 38.89%

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#1 ᗅᗺᗷᗅ

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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:24 AM

If you had to make a choice between going the rest of your life eating only a nutritionally balanced but tasteless gruel, or going the rest of your life without having sex, which would you choose?





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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:04 AM

Can I have beer?



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:14 AM

Hmm.  I guess that's not technically a food, so yes.



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:17 AM

bye bye food



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 10:23 AM

Really?  Interesting.  I would say no sex.  Imagine never being able to eat anything?  I figure I eat a lot more than I have sex, and when you get older that's even more true.  When you're 85 you probably won't care about not having sex, but not eating would suck!

 

Well, okay, they both suck.  Or not, as the case may be.  ;)



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:06 PM

yeah, as long as I can have beer then no food for me. I only eat because I have to anyway.



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 03:47 PM

yeah, as long as I can have beer then no food for me. I only eat because I have to anyway.

 

Beer IS food.



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 04:46 PM

which is why I snuck it in. :P



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 05:37 PM

Thing is, this is a really confusing question because for me the two are wrapped up together. I can't conceive of sex without great food along with it.



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 06:02 PM

That's just weird.



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 06:41 PM

Obviously someone is unaware of the joys of honey here. B-)



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 07:06 PM

That's just gross.



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 07:56 PM

Haf is this you?


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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:00 PM

Haf is this you?

 

thought the same thing



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Posted 06 August 2014 - 09:57 PM

Actually the first thing I thought of is this:

 



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Posted 07 August 2014 - 03:05 PM

No pastrami. lol. There is no pastrami scene in either of those films either George.

 

Flight of the Conchords are bad.

 

Strawberries are the kind of thing that people who haven't actually tried this kind of thing think would be a good idea, but all that happens is you get red squishy bits all over your sheets. Honey and bourbon, now that's the ticket. B-)

 

Maple syrup's OK too, but honey's cheaper.



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Posted 07 August 2014 - 04:40 PM

Yuck.  That's disgusting.



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Posted 07 August 2014 - 08:07 PM

However, all this aside, this isn't what I meant originally. The honey remark was just me making a joke. (Although it is fun and if you have clean sheets you can try it.) B-)

 

What I meant was that really most of the times I've ever gotten laid, I'd just cooked a meal. And nearly all the rest - well, we'd just been to a restaurant.

 

There have been a few other times where food hadn't immediately preceded sex but well pretty much all of them we were on the way to food. I just can't really separate the two.



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Posted 07 August 2014 - 08:41 PM

I figured that's what you meant.  Heh.  For me the things that usually precede sex are either a roofie or haggling over price.  On a good night it's both.  :)



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Posted 18 August 2014 - 08:09 AM

Oh hey! This answer's easy, how could anyone go without something as delightful as food?

 

Wait- what?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? HOW COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT EVER EATING A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST AGAIN?!?!?!


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