Hi-ho, Invictaneers. I've been absent for quite some time, going on a couple weeks now I think. I'd like to tell you my life in that time has been a whirlwind of sex clubs and cocaine parties, but alas no. Instead I was moving into a new apartment on the hottest, most humid Labor Day on record since record keeping began in 10,000 BC in Lascaux, France. Then it took a week to get the cable/internet hooked up, because Comcast is the worst company on Earth. Then, after it was finally connected, our town was hit with a microburst. If you don't know what that is, it's when a column of air slams down onto the ground at 80-90 mph. So it did some damage. Nothing too serious, but a lot of people were without power (including my school), and a lot of trees and lines were down. Here at the new digs we lost the newly-installed cable/internet connection, leaving me with no way to connect save via smartphone, and that sucks.
So yeah, white people problems. It's also the start of a new school year, which is always busy. But that's all behind us now. Life returns to normal, and I return to time-wasting nonsense. Fuck RL. Fuck it long, fuck it hard. RL wants you inside it, and it likes it rough.
So what's going on around here?