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Posted 22 September 2015 - 11:59 PM

The rules are simple. Create a words of wisdom one liner. Boundaries are non existent, so in other words it can be as morbid or funny or ridiculous or crazy or lighthearted as you want!

I'll start us off.

Never be the one who busts open the piñata, when you take off the blindfold all the candy is gone.




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Posted 23 September 2015 - 10:48 AM

Put your dick back in your pants after you pee

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Posted 23 September 2015 - 12:36 PM

When in doubt, always, ALWAYS, swab your peehole with a brillopad.



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Posted 23 September 2015 - 06:57 PM

Life is like a box of chocolates, to a diabetic.


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Posted 24 September 2015 - 10:24 PM

To Be, Or Not To Be?

Just Pick One!

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Posted 25 September 2015 - 12:00 AM

To Be, Or Not To Be?

Just Pick One!


hmmmmm....i'll pick...."or not"

The mind is like a parachute, it's useless un less its open....or being used to play popcorn with mcdonalds plastic playpen balls


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Posted 25 September 2015 - 10:50 AM

The day I can't do my job drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun.



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Posted 25 September 2015 - 02:12 PM

Lickus the clitus.

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Posted 25 September 2015 - 02:30 PM

To Be, Or Not To Be?

Or


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Posted 26 September 2015 - 07:20 PM

Paying attention to the rules is only necessary when you don't know what youre doing


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Posted 27 September 2015 - 11:30 AM

Life is like a bag of poorly cooked meat pies, you never know if the next bite will be awesome deliciousness or swarming with E. Coli.


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Posted 03 October 2015 - 07:55 AM

 Ah, no, this is it; This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum; What might be right for you, may not be right for some; You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have my opening statement



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Posted 05 October 2015 - 11:06 PM

A wise man once said "Mrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnggggg-ahhh....that feels better"


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Posted 06 October 2015 - 12:49 AM

If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.

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Posted 06 October 2015 - 10:27 AM

In the end, we're all just water-filled meat bags.



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Posted 06 October 2015 - 04:27 PM

Those without stones must punch the first sinner in the face. Also? 

 

Jesus. 



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Posted 12 October 2015 - 09:33 PM

Sometimes, by holding on to tight, you end up losing what you were trying so hard to save. Soap is a prime example.


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Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:24 PM

The Rights of the many outweigh the rights of the British. 

 

Or something like that.



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Posted 14 October 2015 - 02:25 PM

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton care about you and your interests.

Really.



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Posted 14 October 2015 - 08:33 PM

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton care about you and your interests.

Really.

ALL HAIL CLIN-TON

 

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