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#1 CeltSoldierKev

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 12:11 PM

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Okay, not a doctor, but I had to use some poetic license.

After much deliberation, I have come to the realization that the only logical conclusion is that Jorost and Redezra are the same person.

My theory is that in the early days, Jorost was a bit more vocal in his flaming of others' opinions. But, as he became Lord Protector, he felt the need to rise above the petty bickering. This was for both his public persona and the betterment of Invicta. You know, "Hey everybody, we're awesome. Come join us, our leader is really nice and cool! Yay for unicorns!" And the like. He has admitted as such that he has toned down his political rants quite a bit over the years.

But, the need to troll was still strong in him. At the beginning, he took his aggression out on the kids at work. Nothing serious, just a bit of tough love with sarcasm thrown in. This quelled his appetite for a while, but it continued to get worse and worse. Then something happened, he went too far at work. I dunno, he gave a kid the wrong meds simply because his parents were conservatives. At this point, he realized he could no longer control the demons inside of him. He needed to find a less destructive outlet for his primal urges.

So, he decided to create an alter-ego here to release his pent up aggression. And... Redezra was born!

But wait, you say! Redezra is a female and lives in Australia. Are you sure about that? Are any of us really sure about that at all? Redezra refuses to post pictures (granted, with some of the perverts in here, no one can really find fault with that). But convenient none the less.

Their opinions on nearly every single topic are in unison, to a frightening level. Sure, there is the possibility of two random people on this planet thinking the same way about a number of topics. But then for them both to find a home in CN and then here in Invicta? Coincidence? I think not!

I believe that Jorost uses the Redezra moniker to say what he really wants to say to some people, or, just to be an ass (we all need to sometimes, regardless of whether the target is warranted or not). This allows Jorost to remain above the petty squabbles that any organization has and allow him to feed his beast without succumbing to its hunger and blasting little kids.

I mean, I GUESS Redezra could just be a groupie. Agree with him all the time and even name her nation after him. But that would require a vast amount of Kool-Aid to be that devoted. It is almost David Koresh level idolization. But, we know Redezra abhors all that is religious and worshipping of a God. So that can't be it.

So... We are left with only one conclusion, Jorost and Redezra are one and the same.

P.S. If your mind just exploded, sorry about the mess.

Edited by CeltSoldierKev, 01 November 2014 - 10:09 PM.




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Posted 01 November 2014 - 12:38 PM

I've been here for a very (very) long time.

Although a great theory, I can 100% say that they are not the same person.

 

For the record though, we aren't all that certain that Red is a chick.

More likely she's an evil AI that just identifies as fem.

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 12:43 PM

I've been here for a very (very) long time.
Although a great theory, I can 100% say that they are not the same person.

For the record though, we aren't all that certain that Red is a chick.
More likely she's an evil AI that just identifies as fem.
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I dunno, sounds like someone is in on the cover-up.
And, what proof is there?

And, are you saying that Red is really that much of cultist?

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 12:52 PM

Proof would lie in our old boards, but gl getting into them.

 

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 01:19 PM

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Except that then you realize Redezra claims to not be interested in Jorost & Friends, giving her a convenient excuse to not make any appearances on the show.

 

Clearly the old boards were an inside job!



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Posted 01 November 2014 - 01:29 PM

You know I still got access to the old forums. Too bad about the newer nations that what a peek.


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Posted 01 November 2014 - 01:35 PM

Except that then you realize Redezra claims to not be interested in Jorost & Friends, giving her a convenient excuse to not make any appearances on the show.

 

Clearly the old boards were an inside job!

 

We tried getting her on J&F/skype a few times.

He robot voice is not very entertaining to say the least.

 

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 01:59 PM

We tried getting her on J&F/skype a few times.
He robot voice is not very entertaining to say the least.
 
ERMAGERD REDFLAG!

No one's buying that story, KB. We all know who you're really working for here. The conspirators use the trade circles and tech deals to introduce mind control fluoride agents into our water, and that's why the story hasn't come out until now. The global economy of Planet Bob is just a front for mass psyops.



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Posted 01 November 2014 - 02:00 PM

Except that then you realize Redezra claims to not be interested in Jorost & Friends, giving her a convenient excuse to not make any appearances on the show.

 

Clearly the old boards were an inside job!

 

Well I can't find Redezra on the old members forum. Maybe she went on a different name back then or Redezra budded off from Jorost Body. :crazy:


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Posted 01 November 2014 - 02:10 PM

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 02:44 PM

Ha!

We actually don't agree on everything. Our taste in entertainment is quite different, for example. But what many of you may not know is that I didn't get along with Red at first. It was entirely one sided (all on me), and several times I almost banned her! Heh. Ask Nas and Learz and Rotty about me ranting and raving about her!

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 04:23 PM

Pfft, classic deflectionary action. "Hey everybody, OMG, I can't believe how bad that person is! Can you believe she said that? That's just wrong. We should ban her! Mwahaha now no one will ever suspect that it was me all along! (Wrings hands together in a devious manner)" yeah, sorry, not buying it.

As for differences in entertainment, like when you go into long essays on Doctor Who and her response is, "I don't like it." Yeah, typical red herring to try and throw people of the scent.

It is just killing you that you have to wait til an acceptable time in Australia to respond in a ragey manner, isn't it?

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 04:51 PM

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This thread is gold.



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Posted 01 November 2014 - 05:26 PM

The ironic part is that because of her paranoid protectiveness of her RL identity, I can't actually prove I'm not Redezra. Heh.

 

But honestly, you don't have to search far to find someplace where we've disagreed. I'm sure when Red comes in and sees this thread she'll be able to provide some example. I cannot recall any specific instances at the moment, but I know we've gotten snippy with each other.

 

Or it could just be me faking it. I might also be CeltSoldierKiev, starting this thread to throw people off the scent.

 

Maybe I'm everyone.



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Posted 01 November 2014 - 05:37 PM

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 05:52 PM

It's spelled Ipswich, dumbass. :P



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Posted 01 November 2014 - 05:55 PM

More red herrings. I think we may be dangerously close to cracking this facade wide open! I mean Jorost, do you REALLY expect us to believe that "Redezra" is that much of a sycophant follower of yours? I mean we would be talking like suicide-bomber levels of brainwashing. No, I can't accept that. She is obviously your alter-ego.

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 05:56 PM

You do realize that you are accusing Jorost, a guy who does not play CN, of being a multi....

 

WHO ALSO DOESN'T PLAY CN!

 

ZOMG

JOROST IS REDEZRA!

 

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Posted 01 November 2014 - 06:03 PM

Dammit.

 

Red, they're on to us. Implement plan 4Q.



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Posted 01 November 2014 - 09:52 PM

Dammit.

 

Red, they're on to us. Implement plan 4Q.

Roger.



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