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[lennybronx]

Go to this link to find out the type of lover you are:
 
http://www.semeuke.com/quiz.php
 
Make sure you post it here. Im already scared of what Nas will get. 
 
This is what i got


You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.






Most compatible with:Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

[*Anastasia]

Whoa whoa whoa

We can post yaoi here?

[Redezra]

Ugh, I hate quizzes like this. The category I fall into is entirely dependent on my mood.

[*Anastasia]

Ugh, I hate quizzes like this. The category I fall into is entirely dependent on my mood.

Redezra for best fujoshi.

[Redezra]

Well it's only *now* that I realise that it's a yaoi site. Lol.

 

Well it's not like I particularly care~

[PrinceVegeta]

Same as you Lenny. Although I think otherwise. Part of it is true and some is not but hey, these things aren't spot on. lol

[Thrash]

You are a Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at  SemeUke.com, or get  yaoi merchandise..
 

[Locke]

I feel like this is relevant to the topic:

[Haflinger]

You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get yaoi merchandise..

Yeah that's not wholly inaccurate, but I did have to give a lot of approximate answers, some way less proximate than others.

[Thrash]

ya mine was pretty accurate too..

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

You are a Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at  SemeUke.com, or get  yaoi merchandise..
 

A lot of the questions did not have an appropriate answer for me, however, forcing me to choose the least bad option, which wasn't always easy.  Take question #2, for example:

 

2. Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?

• Every week, I just bought this new shade of pink today!
• You hate my hair, don't you?
• *death glare*
• No, but I'd like to try it.
• Not for myself, but I would for my partner.
• Only when I'm putting it in someone's shampoo bottle when they're not looking.
• It's not really my thing.

 

How about "Yes, but rarely" or something like that?  There were a lot of questions like that, where none of the answers applied.

[*Anastasia]

Doesn't matter, it's a correct analysis anyway.

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

Doesn't really sound like me.

[the rebel]

How about "Yes, but rarely" or something like that?  There were a lot of questions like that, where none of the answers applied.

 

You dye your hair, how vain, is it the brand Just for Men

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

I have dyed my hair in my life, but probably not since I was in high school or college.  Once I dyed it blue for homecoming, only to learn to my horror that blue dye doesn't wash out of pale blond hair very easily.  I had blue hair for a week, then green for another week before it finally washed out completely.

[Locke]

I've only ever dyed my hair once for some school event. It was red (like firetruck red) and came out pretty easily. I don't have light hair though.

[the rebel]

Ah fair enough I thought you was talking about covering those grays lol

[*Anastasia]

Pretty much all costume dyes around Halloween now say, 'Not for use with blond hair.' Like Jorost, I learned that lesson the hard way, but luckily in my case I was just using brown, so it wasn't a shocking transformation.

[lissa]

I got ...lol

 

 

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

[Thrash]

I have dyed my hair in my life, but probably not since I was in high school or college.  Once I dyed it blue for homecoming, only to learn to my horror that blue dye doesn't wash out of pale blond hair very easily.  I had blue hair for a week, then green for another week before it finally washed out completely.