- People who slow down BEFORE getting into the lefthand turn lane.
- People who can't signal or merge properly.
- That one person in the grocery store parking lot that sees you coming, waits for you to stop so they can cross, then proceeds to walk directly down the MIDDLE of aisle/lane/whatever.
- Getting stuck in the checkout behind the god damned Coupon Queen herself
- When your asshat roommate puts back the milk jug with exactly enough in it to make a bowl of cereal for a fieldmouse.
- People who don't understand exactly what a towel is for, post-shower.
- People who don't understand what showers are.
- Redneck, white-trash, honkey ass motherfuckers who's favorite go-to phrase is "It's 'Merica, learn to speak English!" I can guarantee 90% of these people's ancestors, could not, infact, speak English.
- Same group of people, but for the reason of not getting the idea that this country was built by immigrants.
- Pundits
- FOX News/MSNBC
- The Chicago Blackhawks
- ICP/Juggalos
- Alpha Males
- Know-it-alls
- Kids