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[Jon32492]

Granted. but in one of my corrupts, you and everyone you love dies.

I wish you people would make wishes I could corrupt. lol.

[Killman4]

Granted but these wishes eventually corrupt you.

I wish I was a failure.

[Redezra]

Granted. Everyone hates you too. Then you die of starvation and blood poisoning.


I wish + was -

[Jon32492]

Granted, but then hospitals get confused on the blood types and get everything backwards, many people die from getting the wrong blood.

I wish I had enough money to buy back up to 2k infra.

[Redezra]

Granted. Unfortunatly it's from the mafia. Sleepin with da fishes

I wish Sqrlh4fflubbrd :3

[Ghux]

Fuck you, because bacon.

I wish bacon.

[Jon32492]

It's covered in poison.

I wish ham.

[Phate]

No ham, you get bacon instead. You're better off.

I wish MK would see the error of their ways in fighting "for dave" and surrender to us specifically.

[Jon32492]

Granted. but then someone else declares war on use without reason.

I wish I had an SDI.

[Phate]

Granted. but then someone else declares war on use without reason.

I wish I had an SDI.

You spend the $75m or so on it, but it never blocks any nukes.

I wish that I always beat KB and The Minor (Brandon) in Monopoly.

[Jon32492]

Granted. But noone is impressed by your accomplishment.

I wish it wasn't do fucking hot outside.

[Redezra]

Granted. Now it's *SUPER* fucking hot outside. And your house is on fire.


And all the cake is gone.



I wish I could wish a wish.

[Jon32492]

And all the cake is gone.

NOOOOOOO!!!!

Um. Granted....... But...... It was a bad wish.

I wish I had my computer.

[The Dark Empire]

Granted: Your computer returns to you but something is wrong. In the night it turns on and downloads every Justin Bieber song and plays them continuously. Plus, the whole computer is booby trapped so shut down isn't possible unless you want to blow up half of your neighborhood.

I wish I could think of something to wish for (I'm hitting a blank right now).

[Jon32492]

That's like the worst troll virus ever!

Granted, you think of a wish, but it gets corrupted.

I wish my wishes were incorruptible.

[The Dark Empire]

Granted but nobody wants to play anymore.

I wish I was out catfishing now.

[Shotgun Willy]

Granted, but the catfish you catch manages to get off the hook and flop around so much while you're holding it that the fins slice your hands open and you have to go get stitches (I've seen something like that happen IRL, actually...)

I wish that the computer I'm currently using wasn't so slow.

[Jon32492]

Your computer becomes supercharged! it's lightning fast speed is outstanding! It's the fastest computer in the world! unfortunetly, your computer wasn't built for the power it now has and it quickly overheats and burns up your hard drive. trust me, that's not fun.

I wish to lose about 30 pounds of fat.

[The Dark Empire]

...um...you become an anorexic

I wish my slingshot was more accurate.

[Jon32492]

I got news for you, 30 pounds won't make me anorexic. lol. I'd probably still be overweight.

granted, but it's aimed at your genitals, you accidentally release.

I wish it was 65 degrees F above zero year round.