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[Lord Draculea]

I wish my wish came true.

[KiWi]

It came true. But you were trying to be clever, and it made your wish really nothing special.

I wish I wish with all my heart, that whoever reads this, understands my post.

[Ordo]

Granted.  It was understood, but no one cared.  at all.

 

I wish for Omnipotence.

[Manoka]

Granted, but now you know EVERYTHING. Everytime someone poops, scratches their butt, has gross sex, what they look like naked, and all the horrible things, like, watching people die and stuff. EVERYTHING. 

 

 

I wish I could plant high explosives on to boomerangs and still have them aerodynamic. 

[HordeLorde]

Thats awesome.... Granted.... they always come back. and always explode you....? This is tough to corrupt its very misleading in terms of your modus operandi... i dont know why you would want this.... it comes off as a bad wish to begin with.... you corrupted your own wish......kudos

i wish everyone in the world had hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

 

[Redezra]

Granted. You cannot speak in small words and become a hermit terrified of your own thoughts.

 

I wish that Manoka and HordeLorde were in a long term, romantic relationship.

[the rebel]

I wish that Manoka and HordeLorde were in a long term, romantic relationship.

Granted, but they become reality TV stars in a real life version of the Truman show, going viral all over the internet, to which you can never avoid seeing or hearing their daily "activities".

I wish I could get a proper good nights sleep.

[Redezra]

Granted, you never wake up again.

 

I wish it was easier to get to space.

[HordeLorde]

granted.... the atomosphere of earth has been eliminated and gravity is merely a fairy tale...have fun


i wish that the word "wish" was replaced by the word "Manoka" in every post in this thread after this one....

Edited by HordeLorde, 14 August 2015 - 01:35 AM.

[the rebel]

I wish that the word "wish" was replaced by the word "Manoka" in every post in this thread after this one....

An all powerful genie comes and grants your wish but only you know what you mean by Manoka to everyone else its gibberish....

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I Manoka that the word "Manoka" was replaced by the word "Manoka". Why replace Manoka with Manoka its the same word, but ok granted.

Anyways, I wish I had some food at work, no breaks Friday

[KiWi]

Manoka granted. But look at the horror that causes.

The horror.

I Manoka that Manoka's could really come true.

[Jovan Porphyrogenitus]

It does, and causes endless misery for all!

 

I wish for a belt.

[Redezra]

Granted, you have a belt, but having violated the new law of the universe concerning Manokas, your Manoka causes all words to be replaced with the word Manoka.

 

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Manoka Manoka Manoka, Manoka Manoka. Manoka Manoka!

[HordeLorde]

(OOC:the ultimate corruption!next to conquer Pangea!)
 

https://www.youtube....?v=0XY-WjKkkeo 


MANOKA MANOKA MANOKA MANOKA MANOKA MANOKA

Edited by HordeLorde, 01 September 2015 - 03:38 AM.

[Jovan Porphyrogenitus]

Seeing as how i'm an annoying law breaker, i recind the Manoka thing. Also your wish makes the town of Manoka extremely depressing.

 

I wish for a Cameroon tribal mask, seeing as how we're on the subject.