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Would you kill a man with your penis for a million dollars?

  1. Absolutely. (3 votes [50.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 50.00%

  2. No. (1 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  3. What the hell? Fuck no. (1 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  4. Maybe. (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  5. Where's my mountain dew D: (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  6. Homosexuals should have to pay for their rights like everybody else (1 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  7. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  8. Wat. (0 votes [0.00%])

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#1 Manoka

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 08:44 AM

Would you kill a man with your penis for a million dollars? Not out of, idk, a sadistic pleasure to do it or some kind of gay rape fantasy but, kill a man, with your penis, if it gave you a million dollars? This person is not a good person, probably a criminal, and more or less evil. He would undoubtedly deserve to die and to be hurt. But, you would have to use your penis. 
 
To many of you, this may seem impossible. After all, the penis, even when erect, is soft and squishy, like other human tissue, and thus wouldn't be particularly useful for beating someone to death. After all, if you use your fists or feet or elbows or knees there's at least bony parts to hit people with, and a lot more muscle and force you can put behind that. Clearly, of all the body parts you could use to kill a man, this would be the least efficient. 
 
However, what isn't as commonly known is that the hips are one of the strongest areas of the human body. In fact, the gluteus maximus is one of the strongest muscles in the body, responsible for squat. With short, rhythmic thrusts of the pelvis, you actually have one of the strongest motions in the human body; which means that a devastating rhino hump is actually one of the most powerful forces you can have. In fact, shattering the pelvis is one of the most devastating injuries a person can have, not only for sheer pain factor, not only due to the major veins that run through the area, but also due to the spinal cord. If the pelvis becomes separated from the spinal cord, it could mean nearly instant death if done correctly. On the other, it could simply mean paralyzation, which means death would take much longer. 
 
There is of course, the alternative method, which leads to bleed out. The whole, rectum tearing and a person slowly bleeding to death, or any other part of the body, presumably. This is also particularly deadly because when the soft tissue tears, it's effect on smooth muscle will be more profound as internal injuries not only are harder to seal up but will continue bleeding without medical aid. Where as ordinary wounds coagulate and form a scab to stop bleeding, internal injuries are much harder to treat in this fashion. Not to mention, tearing the large intestine will dump human fecal matter in to the organs, which will lead to a nasty infection, and thus death. 
 
 
Perhaps the fastest and most effective method would simply be suffocation. You simply insert the penis in to the mouth and cut off airflow long enough to strangulate the individual. While this relies on a number of factors, it is obviously the most direct and easiest, as well as least messy method. For obvious reasons, the individual would need to tied up and incapacitated, likely unconscious first, especially to resist by gagging. While needing the most set up, first capturing the person alive, it is also fundamentally, mechanically, the easiest. 
 
Now, for all your woman out there, there's another question; would you grow a penis and then kill a man with it? It can be permanent or not, or turn on and off, if you want. Say a weird science experiment, or a Genie. Obviously if caught this will be seen as a more horrific crime than just murder, and it could also result in severe, permanent damage to your penis, as you lose nerve ending feelings depending on how extensively you used it. Other repercussions, such as damage to your own hips could occur. 
 
 
This isn't killing an innocent person for a million dollars, but killing someone in a horrific manner. So, what do you say? Would you kill a man with your penis? Find out, below!




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Posted 04 February 2016 - 10:03 AM

I have cast the only correct answer.

(also, would the person be paying for this service? kinky?)

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 10:31 AM

Moved to the Strip Club. The next time it's moved back to the Politics forum it's getting deleted.

 

UPDATE: Okay, so apparently it was a double post and not someone fucking with me. Assholery retracted. :)



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 10:38 AM

Moved to the Strip Club. The next time it's moved back to the Politics forum it's getting deleted.

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Also, it was a double post, that was awkward. 



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 10:48 AM

I have cast the only correct answer.

(also, would the person be paying for this service? kinky?)

lol, yesh :D

 

To all of it, man. All of it!



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 11:03 AM

Moved to the Strip Club. The next time it's moved back to the Politics forum it's getting deleted.

Thank you! big%202_zps9uc67zsp.png

 

Also, it was a double post, that was awkward. 


Oh, heh. Well now I feel like an ass. 



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 02:34 PM

This made me laugh 



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 03:30 PM

Where's my money?



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 03:32 PM

Where's my money?

East 82nd street, bathroom stall of the building with the William Shatner Graffiti. You can't miss it. 

 

The place is worn out so you don't have to worry about people using it. It's also the cleanest place in the area. 

 

 

As sad as that is...



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 05:13 PM

Im a transsexual whose been on hormones awhile and of jewish heritage.....how likely is it that my....funny looking appendage in that "down-there" region would actually kill said man?



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 06:38 PM

I worry about Manoka sometimes having all these obsessive thoughts, like he's been up all week thinking about it in great detail.

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 07:26 PM

Im a transsexual whose been on hormones awhile and of jewish heritage.....how likely is it that my....funny looking appendage in that "down-there" region would actually kill said man?

It's not the size of it that counts, but how you use it. ;)

 

Although considering the circumstances, size may factor in the equation. 



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Posted 04 February 2016 - 07:26 PM

I worry about Manoka sometimes having all these obsessive thoughts, like he's been up all week thinking about it in great detail.

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Posted 04 February 2016 - 08:01 PM

Is it just me, or is manoka's brain slowly producing worse and worse content?



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 09:06 AM

Is it just me, or is manoka's brain slowly producing worse and worse content?

 

Since when does Manoka's brain produce content?



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Posted 05 February 2016 - 04:14 PM

Why in the Lord Jorost's name is this poll not public.?

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Posted 05 February 2016 - 06:02 PM

Why in the Lord Jorost's name is this poll not public.?

Damn it. 

 

Stupid polls. Being broken and shit all the time D:



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Posted 08 February 2016 - 11:28 AM

How do I fix that and make it public? I just looked at the "edit poll" page and nothing jumped out at me.



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Posted 08 February 2016 - 02:39 PM

"Homosexuals should have to pay for their rights like everybody else (1 votes [16.67%])"

Everyone has a price. And, hey. I believe in a persons right to decide for their own life. I won't lose sleep over putting a man over the edge if he can then rest in peace.

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Posted 08 February 2016 - 03:57 PM

How do I fix that and make it public? I just looked at the "edit poll" page and nothing jumped out at me.

Exactly D:

 

It's a total sham, it's unfixable, wtf is that about :cry:



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