This is my lifting diary,
Chest/Back Day
Went to the gym where everyone and their mothers are using the benches.
Guy asks me how many bench sets I have left, I respond 7, he walks away angrily.
Watch Asian men do pull ups and dips with a hundred pound assist.
Do incline bench and bent over rows.
Do flys and grunt a lot.
Pretend I'm a bird.
Do core while listening to a large group of soft looking men whimper after doing a 30 sec plank.
Leg Day
Ask the kid who is using the squat rack for god knows what how many more sets he needs to do.
He says 15, obviously doesn't know the difference between a rep and set.
Do back squats roaring like a lion the whole time.
Jesus appears and asks me if I need a spot.
Jesus spots me for two sets.
I limp over to do deadlifts.
More grunting ensues.
Jesus cycles in.
Do a machine cycle like a boss and collapse on the mat for stretching and abs.
Crawl up the stairs back to my dorm.
Arm/Shoulder day
Steal dumb bells from someone. (You don't need 5 pairs in front of you just put them back goddammit)
Do first cycle of presses, dips and curls.
Almost drop barbell on my face at failure when doing skull crushers (Now I get where the name comes from).
Arms are so pumped I feel like they might actually explode.
Walk around trying to touch my shoulders with my thumbs. Laugh when I can't
Do forearm training and feel like the hulk afterwards.
Concentrate hard while doing concentration curls.
Stare at hot girl's ass while she squats in front of me
Listen to all the fat girls talk about how much they hate core while I actually do core
Rinse and Repeat whilst looking at hot girls in the mirror