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[Evil Rudekker]

I now have[strike]five[/strike] six nukes, and I feel like I should name them. Since nukes are scary and destructive, I feel I should name them after the scariest and most destructive things and people in/from Wisconsin. So the ones that I already have are...

Imperial Nuclear Device Jeffrey Dahmer
IND Joseph McCarthy
IND Ed Gein
IND Liberace
IND Scott Walker (the Milwaukee County Executive--sorta a county president--and a world-class jerk)
IND Tommy Thompson (former governor and George W Bush's secretary of Health & Human Services. He cried and begged when Pres. Bush fired him)

future names, for all those lovely nukes I can buy...


IND Hotel Gilpatrick (former President Roosevelt was shot here, and then spoke for ninety goddamn minutes straight afterwards. THEN went to the hospital)
IND Little Bohemia (a lodge in Manitowish Waters where John Dillinger and the FBI had a famous shootout)
IND Metcalfe Park (the most dangerous and crime-ridden neighborhood in Wisconsin)
IND West Allis (the scariest goddamn town in Wisconsin. Not dangerous, but just weird enough to be unsettling. They use yellow-colored streetlights... like BRIGHT yellow. And it's the only place where you can meet an urban redneck)

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I would like to suggest "IND Arthur Fonzarelli." I mean, seriously, can you think of a more noteworthy Wisconsonian?

[Evil Rudekker]

He's a GOOD Wisconsinite though. Besides, there's already a ship named after the Fonz.

[Timtacious]

IND Brett Favre

[Evil Rudekker]

Brett Favre is a Mississippian who works in Minnesota, silly. He has no connection to Wisconsin. At all.

[Mackay Warrior]

How about...

Cheese head- I got in a fight once for wearing one to school, I came home with a black eye, busted lip, and 6 jammed fingers. but if you think that was bad, you should have seen the other guy =D