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[Manoka]

12 Homosex's = 4 worthpennys

 

Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

 

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[PrinceVegeta]

Yes.

[Daniel P]

12 Homosex's = 4 worthpennys

 

Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

 

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

 

 

 

I can't compute now thanks. Now I am going to sleep and let my brain make a error dump file now.

[The Dark Empire]

Now when I arrived at the shoe man over in Morgansville which they used to call Shelbyville back in the day, he said I needed change for a penny before I could get a new heel for my shoe so I took my last shiny penny over to the bank. When I asked the teller to make change for my penny he said the best he could do was give me 12 grains of rice, which was the exchange rate at the time. By this time the onion on my belt began to smell bad so the teller kindly gave me a ripe potato to tie around me ear. The ripe ones keep the tochaloshees away. 

[Manoka]

Yes. Yes, and yes. 

 

Also 45 homosex's are dangerous for your health. 

 

 

Only the scientists know.

[Justavictim82]

12 Homosex's = 4 worthpennys

 

Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

 

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

 

 

 

I can't compute now thanks. Now I am going to sleep and let my brain make a error dump file now.

 

I think it is time to upgrade from Windows XP already

[The Dark Empire]

It's like what my grandpapi always used to say. "One in the hand is worth two in the bush when you take no more than four before you come back for more. And never swim on a full stomach because the ocean is like an elephant it never forgets." That advice has gotten me through some tough times.