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Started By KiWi , Jan 02 2015 06:57 AM

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#1 KiWi

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 06:57 AM

Discuss.



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 06:57 AM

Except for you! *wink* You're you, and everyone else is Jorost.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 07:03 AM

http://cn-invicta.co...showtopic=14569

 

Done. Next topic! :v


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 07:39 AM

http://cn-invicta.co...showtopic=14569
 
Done. Next topic! :v


I guess.
But you don't understand.

When it was other people, it was fun & games.
Now that I'm affected I'm scared.

I'm such a hypocrite.
I think I'm turning into Jorost.

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 08:07 AM

Do you not remember what I said in that thread?

What I have learned from this is that all members of Invicta, until proven otherwise, are Jorost. Any proof that a given member of Invicta is not Jorost is clearly brainwashing propaganda of the vast conspiracy and therefore cannot be trusted.

I'm not even convinced you haven't been Jorost the entire time. I think this "concern" and you being "scared" is just a false flag to throw us off the scent. The idea of someone "turning into Jorost" is patently absurd, which is why you want to use it to deflect attention from the fact that you're all already Jorost.

 

Every single one of us has been alone talking to a carefully constructed army of alter-egos of Jorost all along.


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 08:56 AM

Wait, then who am I?



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 08:57 AM

YOU ARE JOROST DAMNIT! HOW HARD CAN THIS BE TO UNDERSTAND? STOP PLAYING US ALL FOR FOOLS!


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:38 AM

Okay, so YOU'RE Jorost, and I'M Jorost. But who's KiWi?



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 09:41 AM

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KIWI IS ALSO JOROST

 

(I am not Jorost. I am the only person I can say, with absolute certainty, is not Jorost. The rest of you fuckers are all suspect. Guilty of being Jorost until proven innocent, you Jorost mother fuckers. And any "proof" you may have is just fabricated propaganda anyway.)


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 10:38 AM

Woah, hold on.

 

What if actually Jorost is me?


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 11:02 AM

I'm Jorost.

You're Jorost.

The're Jorost.

We're Jorost.

 

Jorost is Tyler Durden.



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 11:41 AM

I am you as you are he as you are me and we are all together?

See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly?

 

I'm crying.

 

Also: A likely story, Redezra, and one I would expect from a sockpuppet of Jorost!


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Posted 02 January 2015 - 10:03 PM

Where do I request my title to be changed to jorost

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Posted 02 January 2015 - 10:14 PM

Can I be Anti-Jorost so when Jorost and Anti-Jorost collide they annihilate each other so that the universe was formed(Big Bang).



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Posted 02 January 2015 - 11:11 PM

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Can I be Anti-Jorost so when Jorost and Anti-Jorost collide they annihilate each other so that the universe was formed(Big Bang).

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Posted 03 January 2015 - 01:04 AM

Jorost is the number one

 

His legs are number one

 

His eyes are number one

 

His muscles are number one



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Posted 03 January 2015 - 01:17 AM

Okay, so YOU'RE Jorost, and I'M Jorost. But who's KiWi?


Yea I thought I had immunity before.

But now I might be, or might be not, or turning into, but was really always, Jorost.

And I'm not allowed to be scared.

If I can't be scared; what can I be?

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Posted 03 January 2015 - 12:37 PM

Okay, so YOU'RE Jorost, and I'M Jorost. But who's KiWi?


Yea I thought I had immunity before.

But now I might be, or might be not, or turning into, but was really always, Jorost.

And I'm not allowed to be scared.

If I can't be scared; what can I be?

 

Jorost, obvi.



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Posted 03 January 2015 - 04:39 PM

 
Jorost, obvi.
 


I left that opening; of course.

But I just got a disturbing thought....


Is it gay? Or is it masturbation?

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Posted 03 January 2015 - 05:28 PM

 
Jorost, obvi.
 


I left that opening; of course.

But I just got a disturbing thought....


Is it gay? Or is it masturbation?

 

Both.

Gaysturbation.



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