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I was fooling around with GIMP and I created this map of Invicta as a fantasy kingdom with GoT-style names.

 

 

It's based on the idea that Invicta is a counterpart to real-life Kent, England.  This is because that is where Dawny was from.  And there's a bit of Riddley Walker cooked in as well.  Redezra is Auntie.  (Two marks if you get that reference.)

 

Imma start handing out lordships.

[Manoka]

Well, I always thought it would be cool if we were in charge of planets, or solar systems or what have you, and existed individually as nations. 

 

Although we arek nights, but this could just be british themed or whatever; the U.S. never won the war, but the ended becoming like us anyways, making like 1/3rd of the world or more Brittania; perhaps India as well. But a good Britania! 

 

 

And obviously they'd control puerto Rico, Panama, most of Canada, Australia, Egypt, Germany, Japan, tons of cool stuff. 

[Thrash]

no

[King Biscuit]

Imma start handing out lordships.

 

I think I just got wet.

[Rogal Dorn]

(Two marks if you get that reference.)

that form of currency went the way of the dodo! this sounds neat though

[King Biscuit]

I think playing court would be fun.

Justa can be be my escort.

[Learz]

The last time you did this, I was dubbed the Marquess of Wetwang.

 

That's the kind of title you remember late at night when you're trying to go to sleep.

[Daniel P]

Just remember Guys I currently reside at Jorost office.

 

Only he can give me a castle to reside in.......

[the rebel]

Just remember Guys I currently reside at Jorost office.

Only he can give me a castle to reside in.......

You reside in his office in a Monica Lewinsky kind of way?

[Shokkou]

You reside in his office in a Monica Lewinsky kind of way?

Someone's been listening to the Jorost & Friends episodes.

[the rebel]

Someone's been listening to the Jorost & Friends episodes.

Unfortunately I don't have enough time in the day to listen to recorded alliance shows.

[Ellis]

Nice

 

Did you deliberately split it 13 ways, or is that just how it worked out?

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That's just how it worked out. 

[Redezra]

I'm a death god? Awesome!

[ᗅᗺᗷᗅ]

I pictured you as the Red Lady of Stonemaiden.  Your castle is the Bloody Keep, a crenelated, multi-towered affair made of red granite hewn from quarries far across the sea, and constructed by masons whose arts have been forgotten by all but a few.  It is said that each morning, as the light of the rising sun strikes the red stones in just the right way, the Keep's walls seem to drip blood.  You have had many suitors, but few have been up to your standards, and none have been able to defeat your champion in single combat, a prerequisite before any potential husband can gain access to your hidden treasures and huge tracts of land.

[King Biscuit]

I see Nas as being the Lord of The Downs... xD

 

Is this a good place to reproclaim my fealty to you, O Mighty Jorost?

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Your fealty and loyalty is duly noted.  Rise, Lord Beardly of Stormwatch, Master of Storm and Sea, and Keeper of the Great Beacon.  Bearers of these titles are usually referred to simply as The Storm Lord.

[Redezra]

I pictured you as the Red Lady of Stonemaiden.  Your castle is the Bloody Keep, a crenelated, multi-towered affair made of red granite hewn from ancient quarries far across the sea, and constructed by masons whose arts are long forgotten.  It is said that each morning, as the light of the rising sun strikes the red stones in just the right way, the Keep's walls seem to drip blood.  You have had many suitors, but few have been up to your standards, and none have been able to defeat your champion in single combat, a prerequisite before any potential husband could gain access to your hidden treasures and huge tracts of land.

 

*squee*

 

Add in that the castle interior is a labyrinth rumored to defy laws of geometry and time and we're on the money

[Ellis]

Hey Jorost

 

I'll kneel before you

[The Dark Empire]

I've been kneeling since day 1