Would you suck your own dick in front of a crowded subway? For a million dollars?!
A question has been going through my mind recently- I don't know why, please don't judge me- but is the idea, would you suck your own dick in front of a crowded subway, for a million dollars? What about 10 million? Obviously, the idea in mind is indecent exposure, taking a while. Would you, in front of a bunch of people, preform auto fellatio, or really engage in any kind of disturbing, sexual behaviour in front of a bunch of people, for a million dollars? What about 10? What about 100?
Obviously, other than the obvious issues with this, and problems associated with dignity and pride, you'd need to consider the social, familial, and legal ramifications of this. I mean, let's face it, this is going to attract a LOT of attention. Not only are you clearly naked and masturbating in front of a busfull of people, or in a subway, where they can't get off, but now you're doing something incredibly strange, like, sucking your own dick. I mean ,that would be a weird sight to see. People are going to take out their phones, and start recording you; they record everything, from fights to someone picking their own nose, so you can expect this to get all over youtube. Or, sights that allow this kind of thing. You can expect it to make frontline news. You'll be the talk of the town, for a while. All your friends, family, work acquittance, they'll know about this, and there will really be no way around it.
Let's take out the legal consequences for a second; maybe you get a minor charge, but just a fine, or maybe there's not enough evidence to convict just with video evidence. Would you do it? Legally, you'd likely only get indecent exposure, unless it's around minors, than it might be higher. You'd likely have a permanent misdomeaner or felony on your record, depending on your area. Everyone, including your family, would never treat you the same, and depending on the situation, might even disown you. Would it be worth it? What if it never got to your family, but lots of random people on the street would be like "Wut... was that you?!" A few coworkers might talk about it occasionally, but nothing that big. What if you got to keep your job, or would lose it?
If there were no kids on the subway or bus, would you do it? What if there were kids, would you do it for 10? 100 million?
I've heard the whole "would you kill someone for a million dollars", would you "sell your soul", but would you commit indecent exposure? In front of a bunch of people, and take all the potential consequences?
Or, if you're like, a womansz, would you suck your clit in front of a subway full of people? WOULD YOU ED?! Answer below, or post in the polls!
Edited by Manoka, 05 March 2015 - 09:59 PM.