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Poll: Free Murder (18 member(s) have cast votes)

If you had a free murder, as described in the post, would you use it?

  1. Yes (12 votes [66.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 66.67%

  2. No (6 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

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Posted 20 June 2015 - 06:53 PM

Haha. No, but lets say you have to do something equivalent to clicking past the "are you sure?" screen. You can't "accidentally" think of someone. You have to mean it.



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Posted 22 October 2015 - 06:22 PM


JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!!


BUT OFFICE FURNITURE AND A GOOD BREEZE CAN!!!

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Posted 22 October 2015 - 06:25 PM

John lennon.
What? He's dead?
What about Ronald Reagan?
Steve Jobs?
JDR's eldest son?
I guess I'm out of options.

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Posted 22 October 2015 - 07:45 PM

John Madden. ooh and Haans Blixx


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Posted 22 October 2015 - 08:53 PM


John Madden. ooh and Haans Blixx


John madden, niceeeeee.

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Posted 22 October 2015 - 08:59 PM

John Madden is 79 and not in the best health. Give him time. IF you plan on murdering someone, start with a younger person. 

 

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Posted 22 October 2015 - 09:26 PM

but i had a really great line to say to Madden as i was killing him "This is a guy who when he stabs you repeatedly in the chest kills you!" or "Heres a guy you shouldnt have let into your home" or "When the oxgyen cant enter you lungs, you just might...you just might not...you just might not be able to breathe"....id do that last one while suffocating him with a pillow that has the Raiders logo on it.


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Posted 22 October 2015 - 09:50 PM

You have been listening to too much Frank Caliendo. Again I reiterate... Madden is 79 and hasn't been on TV since 2009. At that point he was a senile old man. Why waste a free murder on him?If anything, try sneaking up behind him and scaring him into a fatal heart attack.



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Posted 22 October 2015 - 09:51 PM

For the record if we are killing anyone at that age or thereabouts, It should be Warren Jeffs. Fuck that child raping piece of shit.



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Posted 22 October 2015 - 10:40 PM

a free murder? im just going down my list


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Posted 23 October 2015 - 05:41 AM

Since its painless, someone dying a slow and painful death due to terminal cancer.

Because why the hell would I want a "bad" guy to go peacefully.

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 06:17 AM

No one ever said you couldn't torture the person first. 



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Posted 23 October 2015 - 06:28 AM

John Madden. ooh and Haans Blixx

 

Why Hans Blix?

 

Any takers for Donald Trump? :grin:



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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:29 AM

I didn't say mine before because I don't want to end up on any watchlists, but I'd gladly use mine on Hillary.

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The only other person on my list would be my sister.


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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:14 AM

No one ever said you couldn't torture the person first.


I wouldn't call that peaceful :P

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:18 AM

They specified the DEATH would be peaceful. Nothing about a good torture for a few days and a peaceful mercy kill

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:19 AM

I'd think if you went that route, you'd risk getting caught. The death itself would be traceless, but if you torture them beforehand outside of that you'd get no such protection.


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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:23 AM

Well, okay, take away the peaceful part. I added that in the original question because I was thinking of it in terms of someone you wanted to remove from existence, not necessarily someone you wanted to punish. But let's say your free murder is in whatever form you want. Would that change your answer?



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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:24 AM

So what you have is a one-shot Death Note inside your brain. :P


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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:30 AM

So what you have is a one-shot Death Note inside your brain. :P

 

Yeah, pretty much.



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