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Posted 17 July 2015 - 05:48 AM

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(us so bad that they didn't even make the top 40)




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Posted 17 July 2015 - 05:50 AM

Have some wooden shoes while you rage out the thread because we are so much better,

 

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Posted 17 July 2015 - 05:54 AM


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Posted 17 July 2015 - 07:53 AM

If a Republican wins in 2016, I'mma comin'.



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Posted 17 July 2015 - 08:03 AM

A Boer maak a plan

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Posted 17 July 2015 - 08:29 AM

I love the Netherlands. One of the best times of my life. The Dutch are like Germans, only happy.



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Posted 17 July 2015 - 09:17 AM

I love the Netherlands. One of the best times of my life. The Dutch are like Germans, only happy.

 

It's because they have REAL Amstel.

Not this piss-quality Amstel Lite.

 

Real beer (and legal weed) would make any country happy.



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Posted 17 July 2015 - 09:55 AM

A Boer maak a plan

Jy dink oor die verkeerde land.

 

I love the Netherlands. One of the best times of my life. The Dutch are like Germans, only happy.

 

It's because they have REAL Amstel.

Not this piss-quality Amstel Lite.

 

Real beer (and legal weed) would make any country happy.

Just to baked to do anything about it. Pretty much "legal" to sell in specific conditions but always just below what could get you arrested.


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Posted 17 July 2015 - 12:08 PM

I love the Netherlands. One of the best times of my life. The Dutch are like Germans, only happy.

 

It's because they have REAL Amstel.

Not this piss-quality Amstel Lite.

 

Real beer (and legal weed) would make any country happy.

 

Visit Colorado today! We have microbreweries every 5 feet and dispensaries scattered about. 


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Posted 17 July 2015 - 02:57 PM

That is like visiting the eiffel tower in Las Vegas.


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Posted 18 July 2015 - 07:07 AM

That feeling when you can't ride a windmill to work.

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Posted 18 July 2015 - 12:03 PM



I love the Netherlands. One of the best times of my life. The Dutch are like Germans, only happy.

 
It's because they have REAL Amstel.
Not this piss-quality Amstel Lite.
 
Real beer (and legal weed) would make any country happy.


 
Visit Colorado today! We have microbreweries every 5 feet and dispensaries scattered about. 
 



Or Portland. I can't walk anywhere from my work without walking past microbreweries.

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Posted 18 July 2015 - 11:50 PM


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Posted 19 July 2015 - 05:55 AM

Racism.


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Posted 19 July 2015 - 10:18 AM


Racism.

Inconvenient truth. Dutch = dildos

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Posted 19 July 2015 - 10:43 AM

Dutch beer is good (although not as good as it used to be before the rise of macrobreweries), while West Coast beer of all sorts is dreadful. Admittedly the micros are better than Coors, however there are a lot of vulgar disgusting things that I don't really want to name that are better than Coors. (And Kokanee. It's not limited to American beers in the west. I don't understand, what is it about the Rockies that makes beer go so awful past them?)



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Posted 19 July 2015 - 04:50 PM

Dutch beer is good (although not as good as it used to be before the rise of macrobreweries), while West Coast beer of all sorts is dreadful. Admittedly the micros are better than Coors, however there are a lot of vulgar disgusting things that I don't really want to name that are better than Coors. (And Kokanee. It's not limited to American beers in the west. I don't understand, what is it about the Rockies that makes beer go so awful past them?)

 

Oh we shoot any good brewers that try to leave, or we leave em to the bears.


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Posted 22 July 2015 - 05:41 AM

Having this wonderful feeling that most of you will never see a real dyke.

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Posted 22 July 2015 - 08:34 AM

I've been to the Netherlands. I've seen a real dyke. It was just a big, mean lesbian woman warning the ocean to stay the hell out of Holland.

 

To me the classic Dutch colors of orange, white, and blue will always look best. :)

 

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Posted 22 July 2015 - 03:28 PM

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