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Are Traps gay?
An age old question, dating back to the third century B.C., in greece, which has plagued mankind for centuries is "are traps gay?". I believe it was Socrates who said "True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.", signifying the problem with us knowing what we know, is that we know nothing. He also seemed to be interested in young men to join his classes. The Spartans often had tons of buttsex with their younger disciples who consequently looked more like woman, so the greeks were a society that deliberately sought after traps and it was an issue that plagued their society more than it even does today. Most famous philosophers of the day had lots of casual buttsex with their students, and so the question was arrived to; are traps gay?
In the modern era, traps are most often represented by Anime, notably Felix Argyle, considered by many to be the "best waifu" trap there is. Invented in 1917, Anime has often been cited as a "mistake", as said by Hiro Myazaki himself (creator of popular weeb shit like Howl's moving castle, Spirit away, and Princess Monoke). Anime has been heavily criticized in the international community for it's often depraved and downright disgusting depictions of cartoon characters, with "Monster Musume" and "prison highschool" being among the most grotesque examples. Just as questionable is the presence of younger individuals, as the age of consent in Japan is only 13, and highschool students are often times portrayed in a sexualized manner, as well as children.
So now to answer the question of, are traps gay? The answer to that question is a definite resounding maybe. Below, I'll go and prove to you in 5 easy steps, the likelihood that traps are gay.
Anime Traps
Anime Traps are a different animal all together, as being drawn gives creative liberties to the artist. They can combine unrealistic features together, such as a snake and a woman, or a horse and whatever else, so artists can take great liberties in heir depictions of characters, and the combination of a man and woman is not inconceivable. Artist depictions of characters very wildly in between pieces, and sometimes even the same story. A character may appear very feminine one episode, and then very masculine the next, as the artist uses their creative license to draw a character in different iterations as timegoes on. Feminine features that no man possesses, such as breasts, can be added to a character, and then removed at will, unlike in real life. Unrealistic transformations are possible, which makes for a more confusing
Especially when Artists in Animu's deliberately try and mask the masculinity or femininity, Traps in these circumstances are not gay. After all, in the world of cartoons you can make anything you like, from giant eyes and boobs to fighting robots. As real life anime characters are inherently frightening, the features found attractive or normal in anime's would quite frankly be disturbing and terrifying in real life. It's safe to assume that, real life anime traps are not indeed, gay, unless you continue fapping after it is revealed they are gay without stopping for 10 minutes.
Real life Traps
Real life traps are less difficult to nail down, as there is a more concrete foundation for real life traps. However, the presence of quantum entanglement issues and the Heisenberg uncertain principle complicate the matter, due to real life physics, which leaves the answer somewhat less clear despite the objective realities of human biology. The simple answer is that like Schrodinger's cat, traps are not always straight or gay. If you don't know that it is a Trap, than it is not gay; but if you do know it is a trap, than it is gay. Under the true pinnacle of success, liking Traps can be both gay and straight at the same time. The level of cuteness vs. your knowledge is also a tremendous factor, as clearly defined in the Heisenberg principle. The more you know about one piece of information, the less you can know about the others; thus, you may have absolute knowledge of cuteness, or absolute knowledge of gayness, but you cannot know both at the same time.
For short, quick hand tests for normies, there are some clear-cut ways to determine if you'd got a trap. Ask yourself which Madonna album you like the most; if you say anything other than "I don't have one", you might have a gay. If instead of human blood, you find a deadly corrosive acid, you've got a gay. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
As catching the gays can be a life altering and even deadly disease, with the chance of catching AID's significantly higher than the rest of the population (with 67% of people having AID's being homosexual men), it is an important question to answer. The best way to cure yourself of the disease is to pray repently and scrub your peener until it's completely clean and devoid of any extraneous homosexual residue that may have incurred through the accidental sex with the trap or other homosexual males. It's important to remember to keep the balls from touching, to prevent the act from being gay. And, if you finish any homosexual act with "No Homo", you will automatically invalidate the act itself, although residual homosexual material may still remain.
Are Traps rapists?
From the basic foundation, the concept of a "Trap" is a man who pretends to be a woman, and thus tricks a man in to having sex with them. This indeed would be rape by deception, as if you manipulate a person in to having sex with you, it's rape. However, not all traps are manipulators; as the term has evolved over time, the term "Trap" has evolved to simply mean a feminine looking man, or a mistake made when one is in an irrational state of mind. Even though someone may have consented at the time, they'd later on regret it, or find it disturbing, which is not in fact, rape. There's also the fact that Traps are seen as desirable and sought after deliberately, which means they are not in fact, Rapists. While rape by deception is difficult to determine in law, and something the creator of wikileaks is accused of, it is at least colloquially a real thing.
While the original term "Trap" would indeed imply rape or sexual assault, not all Traps are this way, and over time the term has evolved. As a result, not all Traps are rapists, but Traps can be rapists.