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[Thrash]

kinda dumb

 

http://selectsmart.com/president

 

1. Ideal Theoretical Candidate(100%)   2. Rick Santorum(97%)   More Info 3. Mike Huckabee(92%)   More Info 4. Marco Rubio(85%)   More Info 5. John Kasich(83%)   More Info 6. Lindsey Graham (83%)   More Info 7. Mike Pence(82%)   More Info 8. Ted Cruz(80%)   More Info 9. Carly Fiorina(80%)   More Info 10. Donald Trump (79%)   More Info 11. Jeb Bush(76%)   More Info 12. Ben Carson(75%)   More Info 13. Bobby Jindal(73%)   More Info 14. Chris Christie(69%)   More Info 15. Rand Paul(61%)   More Info 16. George Pataki(46%)   More Info 17. Lincoln Chafee (36%)   More Info 18. Jim Webb(35%)   More Info 19. Hillary Clinton (18%)   More Info 20. Joe Biden(16%)   More Info 21. Bernie Sanders (12%)   More Info 22. Martin O'Malley (8%)   More Info 23. Rick Perry(0%)   More Info 24. Scott Walker(0%)   More Info  

 

[slimshadyinc]

Your top result is Bernie Sanders. Lol

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Yeah, this is a crappy test. It asks you whether you support candidates based on the positions of national organizations, but I guarantee that the vast majority of people taking this test don't actually know what those positions are. Anyway, no surprise I got Bernie Sanders (91%), followed, in descending order, by Joe Biden (83%), Martin O'Malley (82%), Hillary Clinton (75%), Lincoln "It Was My First Day" Chafee (73%), and Jim "I Killed A Guy In Vietnam!" Webb (68%). The first Republican on my list is George Pataki, coming in 8th with 50%. Rick Perry, Ted Cruz, and Scott Walker are at the very bottom with 0% each.

 

Lol @ Thrash and Rick "I Slept With A Dead Baby" Santorum. At least my guy has a statistical chance of winning! 

[Haflinger]

I'm not an American, but what the hell.

Bernie Sanders (88%)
Joe Biden (74%)
Hillary Clinton (65%)
Martin O'Malley (60%)
Lincoln Chafee (57%)
George Pataki (57%)
Jim Webb (45%)
Chris Christie (28%)
Rand Paul (24%)
Jeb Bush (18%)
John Kasich (18%)
Lindsey Graham (15%)
Rick Santorum (12%)
Donald Trump (11%)
Bobby Jindal (11%)
Ben Carson (11%)
Carly Fiorina (10%)
Marco Rubio (8%)
Mike Pence (7%)
Ted Cruz (7%)
Mike Huckabee (7%)
Rick Perry (0%)
Scott Walker (0%)

Apparently I agree with Lord Trump on some issue. What that is remains unclear to me.

 

Even more inexplicable is the high rating for Lincoln Chafee. Of course I don't know much about the man. Also, maybe the reason I only have a 45% for Jim Webb is my never having killed a man in Vietnam.

[Thrash]

I used to like Huckabee until he started parading around that Kim Davis freak like a god.

[Haflinger]

I have to say that most of the candidates on that list, I don't know very much about at all.

 

Also everything I know about Rick Santorum came from Savage Love.