Chances are, if i'm getting hammered, I'm driving home.
My record is perfect thus far, but I'm going to have to stop, because I can just feel that DUI creeping up on me. To be honest, I think it's kinda ridiculous, you get so paranoid about the cops catching you and busting you for DUI when you're barely buzzed that you drive paranoid and end up wrecking.
It's probably poor taste to complain about MADD, but making other people's lives hell isn't going to bring back your dead daughter, and DUI laws are just getting more fucking ridiculous every year. I have a friend who got one about two years ago and I think he paid in the range of 6-7k in lawyer fees, but he fought and won, but shit, it's expensive even when you don't win, even when you don't have a great lawyer, even when you don't fight it.