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#1 Manoka

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 08:21 PM

1. Homosexuality- Nuff said
 
2. STD's- people are generally less likely to get STD's or other infectious diseases when circumcised. Since the foreskin will inevitably break off from the penis, you're really just hastening the process. In the meantime, dirt, grime, and other nasty stuff gets up under there and cleaning it is nigh impossible or a lot more work than it's worth. In addition, Phimosis, balanitis and balanoposthitis, which is commonly due to the skin disease balanitis xerotica obliterans (BXO), effects about 4-11% of the uncircumcised population, which causes nasty infections that are difficult to detect and treat, making amputation likely. That's right, 10% chance you'll have to get your dick cut off if you don't get circumcised. Penile cancer has been observed to be nearly eliminated in populations of males circumcised neonatally. This is a matter of public health! 
 
3. Jesus- Jesus wants you to cut off that part of your dick. DON'T QUESTION IT MAN. He'll turn you into salt! You want that on your conscious? Why do you think McDonald's food is so salty, herm? Contributing to the obesity epidemic, you bastard. 
 
4. Penis's look weirder- Look, circumcised dicks look cooler. They just do. And uncircumcised dicks look weird as fuck. There's a reason most religions and cultures do this. It's because it's friggin awesome. If you don't fit my preconceived notions of awesomeness and don't look like I want you to, you're just going to have to get over yourself and man up. Sheesh. 
 
5 Baby's heal faster- Baby's heal faster, and for a number of other reasons, it's better to do it at this time. At the very worst, it's a religious thing; are you anti-religious freedom? You can kill a baby with an abortion, but a cosmetic procedure, that can prevent both cancer and horrible infections, is too much! Whatever you say, Bro. 
 
6. This one is just filler- Yep. 
 
 
 
So what do you think Invicta?
 
Should men be circumcised or not? Personally, I don't look at a lot of dicks, so I wouldn't care much. What do you think, Nas? Is it gross in porn or like wut?

Edited by Manoka, 26 October 2014 - 09:24 PM.




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Posted 26 October 2014 - 08:31 PM

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Wow Manoka... An entire thread about dicks.

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 09:10 PM

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Wow Manoka... An entire thread about dicks.

And still not the gayest thing on this forum.

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 09:22 PM

Wow Manoka... An entire thread about dicks.



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Posted 26 October 2014 - 09:24 PM

It's not about dicks, it's about the tip of dicks. 

 

Think about it. 

 

Makes sense. 



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Posted 26 October 2014 - 10:43 PM

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Famous last words:

"Just the tip, I swear."



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Posted 26 October 2014 - 11:26 PM

people should just do what they want with their dicks; if of course if its consensual. Dicks......

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Posted 26 October 2014 - 11:48 PM

This is how we save America. 

 

From obesity. 



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 03:18 AM

This is just a right wing lobby to promote the circumcision industry. While they hide the horrible truth. Circumcisied men were more likely to die in holocaust than not circumcisied men. 



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 08:49 AM

I knew it was only a matter of time til the Politics sub-forum became just another area in the Chat Room to post whatever. This has NOTHING to do with politics! Unless, of course, you're saying that a political party should go fuck themselves with uncircumcised penises.

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 09:03 AM

2. STD's- people are generally less likely to get STD's or other infectious diseases when circumcised.

That's because they're less likely to have sex. B-)

Seriously, sex is better with all of your genitalia intact.



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 09:33 AM

I knew it was only a matter of time til the Politics sub-forum became just another area in the Chat Room to post whatever. This has NOTHING to do with politics! Unless, of course, you're saying that a political party should go fuck themselves with uncircumcised penises.

 

Lesson: Do not read or respond to threads started by Manoka.

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 11:41 AM

You can suck my uncircumcised dick



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 11:59 AM

2. STD's- people are generally less likely to get STD's or other infectious diseases when circumcised.

That's because they're less likely to have sex. B-)

Seriously, sex is better with all of your genitalia intact.

Total lies. 



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 12:00 PM

I knew it was only a matter of time til the Politics sub-forum became just another area in the Chat Room to post whatever. This has NOTHING to do with politics! Unless, of course, you're saying that a political party should go fuck themselves with uncircumcised penises.

 

Lesson: Do not read or respond to threads started by Manoka.

He's come to rustle your jimmies.

Ur just jelly because my Jimmies are better than your jimmies! 



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 12:00 PM

You can suck my uncircumcised dick

Uh... bro, the whole "gay" thing was just a joke. o_o

 

Talk to Nas though, he may be interested. 



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 12:49 PM

2. STD's- people are generally less likely to get STD's or other infectious diseases when circumcised.

That's because they're less likely to have sex. B-)

Seriously, sex is better with all of your genitalia intact.

Total lies. 

Find an honest woman with experience of both, this is the story you'll get every time. B-)

 

Seriously though, why would it be hard to believe that losing part of your genitalia would make using them less efficient?



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 01:08 PM

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Posted 27 October 2014 - 02:33 PM

 

2. STD's- people are generally less likely to get STD's or other infectious diseases when circumcised.

That's because they're less likely to have sex. B-)

Seriously, sex is better with all of your genitalia intact.

Total lies. 

Find an honest woman with experience of both, this is the story you'll get every time. B-)

 

Seriously though, why would it be hard to believe that losing part of your genitalia would make using them less efficient?

It's like a little flap of skin. 

 

And it recedes back during sex anyways. O.o



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Posted 27 October 2014 - 04:19 PM

Yep, and when you're not having sex it protects that part, so that part is more sensitive. Get it now? B-)



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