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Started By ᗅᗺᗷᗅ , Oct 11 2013 10:27 AM

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Poll: Naked and wet (18 member(s) have cast votes)

When you shower do you...

  1. Face the water spray (7 votes [38.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 38.89%

  2. Face away from the water spray (11 votes [61.11%])

    Percentage of vote: 61.11%

  3. What's a "shower?" (0 votes [0.00%])

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#1 ᗅᗺᗷᗅ

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:27 AM

Not like THAT.  You have a dirty mind.

 

Showering — facing the water spray or facing away from the water spray?





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Posted 11 October 2013 - 10:52 AM

Both. I'm a restless guy. B-)



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:22 AM

For the next week I want you to track your showers, time facing the spray vs. time facing away.  This is science, dammit!



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:36 AM

unanimous for facing away so far haha

 

It depends on my shower length really. For short showers I face the water and get the shower done. When I am just hanging out and showering casually (like I am about to) I face away and relax.



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 12:17 PM

I don't want shampoo in my eyes.

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 12:48 PM

I don't want shampoo in my eyes.

 

That must be tricky considering that you're a sasquatch.   :P



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 01:00 PM

these are how I get my wings from hooters.... Naked and wet ;)



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 01:04 PM

No, seriously, both. I wash each side separately. It's just easier.



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 03:02 PM

both but predominately away



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 03:30 PM


I don't want shampoo in my eyes.


That must be tricky considering that you're a sasquatch. :P

Showering is a nightmare when I keep my beard.
... and had the long hair.

Jesus, I AM a sasquatch.

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 05:40 PM

I mean seriously, how many people do you know that have to BUFF themselves dry?

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 06:15 PM

I mean seriously, how many people do you know that have to BUFF themselves dry?

 

None :P

 

Yeah, away for me, too :nyancat:



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 06:49 PM

I dry really fast. It's magic. Doesn't matter how hairy I am. I love it. B-)



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Posted 11 October 2013 - 07:41 PM

I dry really fast. It's magic. Doesn't matter how hairy I am. I love it. B-)

 

A Pox on your house Haflinger of Llonach.

 

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 08:34 PM

Yeah I've never used a hairdryer in my life. Which is weird, 'cause I was a teenager in the 80s, you know the time when people used to use hairdryers on purpose so they could look more like Yahoo Serious.

 

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 11:43 PM

Haf, your memory of the '80s is faulty.  Or else things were way different in Canada!  No one wanted to look like Yahoo Serious.

 

I wonder whatever happened to that guy?  Calling Dr. Wikipedia...



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Posted 18 October 2013 - 09:07 AM

He hasn't had a movie out since 2000's Mr. Accident, which grossed a mere $1.6 million at the Australian box office.  He doesn't look all that different, though.

 

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He's older than I thought he would be.  Born in 1953, he was already well into his 30s when he got "big" in the US.



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Posted 19 October 2013 - 07:32 AM

Both.. how the hell can you wash your front if you're not facing the shower?



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