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Centaur, Satyr, or Mer-Person?

Started By ᗅᗺᗷᗅ , Oct 13 2013 11:17 AM

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Poll: Centaur, Satyr, or Mer-Person? (13 member(s) have cast votes)

Which would you rather be?

  1. Centaur (4 votes [30.77%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.77%

  2. Satyr (4 votes [30.77%])

    Percentage of vote: 30.77%

  3. Mer-Person (5 votes [38.46%])

    Percentage of vote: 38.46%

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Posted 13 October 2013 - 11:17 AM

Assuming you had to pick, which would you rather be?

 

Centaur.  Human from the waist up, horse from the waist down.

 

Satyr.  aka a "faun," like Mr. Tumnus from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, human from the waist up, but with goat legs.

 

Mer-Person.  Human from the waist up, fish from the waist down.  Ariel and her dad.  Breathing underwater comes with it, but of course you can't live on land.





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Posted 13 October 2013 - 11:19 AM

I chose satyr, because A) it's the closest thing to normal, and with the right pants and special shoes maybe you could "pass," and B) satyrs are associated with the god Pan, who had a massive erection and got laid a lot, and that sounds pretty okay.  :)



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 01:54 PM

Centaur, for obvious hung reasons.



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:07 PM

I thought Satyr, since they have like magical powers, but mer-men doesn't so bad, since I could go live underwater, and that would be fun.



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:24 PM

I like the look of a satyr more than a centaur. Plus it's the closest thing to being a normal human, since I'll still have two legs.



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:34 PM

I chose satyr, because A) it's the closest thing to normal, and with the right pants and special shoes maybe you could "pass," and B) satyrs are associated with the god Pan, who had a massive erection and got laid a lot, and that sounds pretty okay.  :)

 

... and here is the tie in to theme month:

 

Satyrs, pan, et. al. are associated with the Dark One himself.

 

Barack Obama! Satan!

 



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:38 PM

Yet another reason I chose wisely.



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 02:44 PM

Yet another reason I chose wisely.

 

You know, it's ok to come out as a Satanist.

I already forgive you.



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 03:52 PM

This is assuming we are not aleady horse below the waist?  :awesome

 

But yeah, have to agree with those above about satyrs and the ability to blend in with normal people.



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Posted 13 October 2013 - 05:19 PM

Hung like Albert Einstein and smart as a horse.



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Posted 14 October 2013 - 12:08 AM

Mer-person because Dethklok that's why

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Posted 14 October 2013 - 08:58 AM

I thought Mer-Person would be popular.  But consider: you could never get out of the water.  I get sick of the beach after just a few hours!



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Posted 14 October 2013 - 11:33 AM

Silence is admittance.

 

Jorost is a Satanist.

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Posted 15 October 2013 - 12:45 AM

Centaur because horses have something really big waist down! :smile2:



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Posted 15 October 2013 - 06:19 AM

Centaur because horses have something really big waist down! :smile2:

 

Mkay so it's not just me. :D



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Posted 17 October 2013 - 09:01 PM

Satyr. Cause they're really really hard to kill in God of War and have awesome double ended halberd things.

 

Oh and cause Satan. That too.


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