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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Started By Manoka , Oct 20 2013 07:27 PM

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

  1. A quarter of a cord of conifer if you gave them a quarter for every cord they cut. (5 votes [41.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 41.67%

  2. A buck fitty (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  3. Tree fitty (3 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  4. 400 pounds, of weapon grade Kryptonite (1 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

  5. The price of eggs in China (2 votes [16.67%])

    Percentage of vote: 16.67%

  6. Bannanas (1 votes [8.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.33%

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#1 Manoka

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Posted 20 October 2013 - 07:27 PM

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?





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Posted 20 October 2013 - 08:59 PM

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.



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Posted 20 October 2013 - 09:01 PM

The first answer is obviously the correct one, unless you are thinking logically. (who does that?)

If it is logical, the answer is "bananas."

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 06:24 AM

This shit is bananas;
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Posted 22 October 2013 - 07:54 AM

Red, just in case you have no idea what they're talking about, a woodchuck is a kind of marmot.  They look like this:

 

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 01:17 PM

Woodchuck tastes pretty nice with mustard. :)



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Posted 22 October 2013 - 08:30 PM

I always thought a woodchuck was a kind of bird.


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Posted 23 October 2013 - 12:13 AM


I always thought a woodchuck was a kind of bird.

 

A woodpecker maybe?



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Posted 23 October 2013 - 01:42 AM

Yes. Except slightly dumber. :3


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Posted 23 October 2013 - 03:06 PM

Actually they're pretty clever, like most rodents.  Very hard to get rid of.



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Posted 23 October 2013 - 03:12 PM

Just silly o' groundhogs.



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Posted 23 October 2013 - 04:05 PM

The price of eggs in China seems to be the only logical response to this 



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