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[Chancellor Gunn]

Rotty and Nascar



Just found that amusing

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Found what funny?  I feel like I'm missing some important piece here.

[rotty]

He is just pointing out we are a hot chic(me) and some old bag(him) hard working duo  

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I'm often on at that time if I don't have to work the next day.  Well, okay technically the same day.  But you know what I mean.

[Chancellor Gunn]

You can see Learz behind me fumbling with his brief case full of sex toys. I had to stop the Invicta Secret Service from searching it. Learz said something about things I'd never want to see in there.

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Who gave Learz the key to the sex toy closet?  We all know what happened last time.

[Learz]

 the Invicta Secret Service

 

 

[Chancellor Gunn]

He is just pointing out we are a hot chic(me) and some old bag(him) hard working duo  

I look FAG-U-LOUS in a skirt tyvm

[Redezra]

See, the problem with the Invictan Secret Service is that they live 300 kilometers up and go flying around the world a few times a day.

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The ISS is tasked with protecting Invictan leaders and dignitaries, first and foremost myself. My codename is "Flagpole." Apparently my detail is highly sought-after.

Other Invicta Secret Service codenames:

Thrash: "Doctor Bong"
King Biscuit: "Midnight Cowboy"
Nas: "Pooh Bear"
Rotty: "Dogpound"
Haf: "Beefsteak"
Redezra: "Bitch"
Manoka: "Potential Threat Level 1"

Please direct any and all complaints to the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

[Redezra]

Haha, lol

[PrinceVegeta]

I would like to complain to myself on the grounds that....well...damn...I don't even remember.

 

Carry on.

[Alyster]

The ISS is tasked with protecting Invictan leaders and dignitaries, first and foremost myself. My codename is "Flagpole." Apparently my detail is highly sought-after.

Other Invicta Secret Service codenames:

Thrash: "Doctor Bong"
King Biscuit: "Midnight Cowboy"
Nas: "Pooh Bear"
Rotty: "Dogpound"
Haf: "Beefsteak"
Redezra: "Bitch"
Manoka: "Potential Threat Level 1"

Please direct any and all complaints to the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

 

 

For posting code names to public discussion area, Jorost gets a new code name: The Mole

[Chancellor Gunn]

You know we should really publish a more comprehensive list and start having stories about this :3

Like that time Jorost escaped his detail to get with the pool boy and he was caught... well... yeah by his detail later in the Presidential Office after hours

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For posting code names to public discussion area, Jorost gets a new code name: The Mole

 

Secret Service codenames are public knowledge.  Obama is "Renegade."  Joe Biden is "Celtic."  Mitt Romney was "Javelin."  Hillary Clinton is "Evergreen."  Newt Gingrich's is probably the best, he's "T-Rex." 

[Redezra]

Lol wat

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You know we should really publish a more comprehensive list and start having stories about this :3

Like that time Jorost escaped his detail to get with the pool boy and he was caught... well... yeah by his detail later in the Presidential Office after hours

 

As I have told many times: there is no "after hours."  If I'm here, it's office hours.

 

Also I am never late, because nothing starts until I arrive.

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Lol wat

 

They're not intended to be secret.  They're just nicknames.

[Redezra]

He has a point.

[Alyster]

For posting code names to public discussion area, Jorost gets a new code name: The Mole

 

Secret Service codenames are public knowledge.  Obama is "Renegade."  Joe Biden is "Celtic."  Mitt Romney was "Javelin."  Hillary Clinton is "Evergreen."  Newt Gingrich's is probably the best, he's "T-Rex." 

 

Dear Jorost honey, only reason people people mess with their own heads by using code names is to hide the identity of the thing they mentioned on the radio, because unless you encrypt it and use frequency hopping radios can be heard by anyone. So if ISS is doing it just for fun, I think they're not doing something right.